This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By failed dad - 25/06/2014 12:30 - Greece - Athens

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
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Gunman9998 7

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

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zZLightZz 13

he will live as an outcast but probably longer than the rest of us.

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clicker2 10

As someone who has moderated the FMLs, it amazes me this made it through while ones that were actually funny and true FMLs disappear into the void of cyberspace. No bacon for him means more for you. Move on.

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clicker2 10

As someone who has VOTED on FMLs, it surprises me this made it through. As I have more truly FML ones go through and not make it. It isn't an FML, think of it this way- more bacon for you.

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Lsidak715 8

15 is patient zero for a mental disease where you don't like backn

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HahaNoGoAway 11

I hate bacon. It's mostly fat and that's nasty to me. Go ahead and like bacon but don't expect everyone else to.

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chance456 9

exactly everyone thinks just because they like the whole world dose bacon is nasty

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beyoncevevo 8

maybe he wasn't that hungry? not everyone one likes bacon you know. and if you form an opinion on someone because they don't like bacon, you're scum. and just before you guys are like "you're just saying that because you're a bacon hater >:~(((" i love bacon.

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MoodiQ 8

poor guy if he can't eat what he want I wonder what other stuff you control

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