Kids: Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs"....

This isnt really an fml because there is nothing wrong with not liking bacon and/or being a vegetarian. Personally I LOVE bacon but dont see anything wrong with not liking. I feel bad.for your son. FHL

phalne 5

Wednesday 25 June 2014 19:37

just when I thought some kids were bad .....

jellybear28 13

Wednesday 25 June 2014 19:39

That's just wrong

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 25 June 2014 19:42

Sausage? But still no bacon it's a brith defect

ecfurry6 7

Wednesday 25 June 2014 19:43

Even my vegetarian friend can't go without bacon...

Nilorak 24

Wednesday 25 June 2014 22:00

It was a joke!

luverofakatsuki 16

Wednesday 25 June 2014 23:25

not a vegetarian then sorry mate

addictedtosorrow 12

Wednesday 25 June 2014 19:44

So everyone is just being rude and obsessive over bacon, down voting comments about just not liking a food. Real glad this is an FML.

sandman2118 10

Wednesday 25 June 2014 19:44

Um...this is stupid, I don't like bacon an that's good because it's not healthy an everyone jumped on the bacon bandwagon so stop

OffspringMusic 2

Wednesday 25 June 2014 19:45

What??? Who doesn't like bacon??

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