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By failed dad - 25/06/2014 12:30 - Greece - Athens

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML
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Gunman9998 7

Disown him! Who doesn't like BACON?

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Lsbnlocs 6

Why the hell would you have failed if he don't want bacon. Wtf!!!!

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PengiPou 12

Why should it matter if he likes bacon or not? You couldn't have gone wrong anywhere since taste isn't a learned characteristic, it's inherited. If you are disappointed or resentful of him, then I would think that someone went somewhere wrong with you. YDI

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pokerface71 14

This is an FML?

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photogfrog 13

Your kid doesn't like bacon? Cry me a river.

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Kassidy_Ranee99 2

He doesnt want bacon with his eggs. He wants bacon with his bacon.

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drainingyou 11

How did this get through? What's wrong with not liking/wanting bacon????

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rivaraven 35

I don't understand this obsession. I don't like bacon either, mostly because of the fat. So there's more bacon for you, eh? Also, if I like strawberries and you don't, then I don't come jumping in your face that you live your life wrong and you should die. For ***** sake, it's just some food, who ******* cares who eats it and who doesn't?

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schulzy16 9

I don't really feel this is fml material your kid doesn't like a type of food oh well but some of these comments have made my day lol

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callipe 5

Hmmmm, I don't know whether to laugh or cry about all the people getting offended because they don't like bacon, either. Friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your ears-- THIS IS A COMEDY SITE. If every FML here was the worst thing that could possibly happen to a person, why on earth would you be looking at the site?

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