Health: Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard...

By Stuck - 08/09/2011 10:00 - United States

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

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Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML

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Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML

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By Beaky - 12/10/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

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By KnuckleSandwich - 20/07/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I received a medical bill because my daughter thought it would be hilarious to try and fit her fist in her mouth. She succeeded in getting it in, but not in getting it out. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By meh - 04/01/2010 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML

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By Sophie - 17/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Thursday 8 September 2011 15:55

You need to brighten up a little.

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Thursday 8 September 2011 17:39

Am I the only on who wants to test this now? Anyone? I guess it's just me then..

Comments

RawrNom 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 15:59

you know I'm going to tell my friend this answer if he's as... stupid as you. I can see you wanted to prove em wrong but you could have chose something safer to do. my friend will probably do this too tbh.

nadhirah 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 16:55

Honestly, after reading this, I had the urge to try. But of course I didn't.

smiley1014 23

Thursday 8 September 2011 18:55

You might have had the urge to try, but the intelligence to not do it. The OP is obviously an idiot.

kaylapple 1

Thursday 8 September 2011 16:00

did you not hear the speaker say it coludnt be removed?

poppinblue 9

Thursday 8 September 2011 16:00

LOL! :p

G97Alex 21

Thursday 8 September 2011 16:02

*favorites*

piwikiwi93 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 6:22

Nyan cat is awesome keep rockin that pop tart!!!

xcowboys 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 16:03

Did it light up....?

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 8 September 2011 23:47

Did you just grab my ass?

instnt1nfction 17

Friday 9 September 2011 1:36

Dude, you can't just grab people's asses So rude

allinicolesmh 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 16:03

Anyone else see the typo?

JustDannyG 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 16:31

He forgot to "be" !!!!!!!!! =O

rexgar2000 10

Thursday 8 September 2011 18:54

no he for got "the" b. not "to"

aligiorav 11

Thursday 8 September 2011 16:05

Hey op, i heard on tv that when you shove a broomstick all the way up your ass it feels amazing. Just thought you might be interested to know that...

AmethystRain 20

Thursday 8 September 2011 16:06

I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a 2-liter Coke bottle up one's ass, but I'm not about to test the validity. However, I fully support your endeavors. Sometimes the gene pool needs a little chlorine.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 9 September 2011 1:20

Actually, drop some mentos into the bottle first. It's like sitting on a bidet. Honest!

Enslaved 36

Thursday 8 September 2011 16:06

This FML reminds me of DocBastards's X-ray picture of the Coke bottle up that guy's ass. Just the opposite end.(:

marinus_fml 19

Thursday 8 September 2011 16:24

I always thought it was a chick who shoved it up her pussy?

Enslaved 36

Thursday 8 September 2011 16:37

Well, you being male is understandable why you would think that! You may be correct. Haha. Damn! now I want to take a much closer look at Doc's pic. (: