Love: Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about...

By worried - 16/08/2011 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML

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No thanks

By StratMan - 28/05/2011 16:44 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

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By Whoops - 03/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By romance sucks. - 18/12/2013 21:20 - United States - Spencer

Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML

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He doesn't even go here!

By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30

Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML

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Pretty mean

By thatgirl247 - 11/09/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML

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Ah, teenage love…

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Mineral

Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

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Open Mike

By cathugger - 16/08/2019 16:00

Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2013 12:17 - United States - Southfield

Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML

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fossilman 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:53

Have a heart you harpy.

LinTurk 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:55

Don't be an ass. We've all had to deal with these types of things but there are tactful ways to go about it... And who has the same seating chart for two years?

Comments

PSQ91 6

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:56

Come on! Girls usually love that, don't they?

AnaBanana1918 7

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:48

I know I would

Chrispayne 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:56

If thd guy was hot u would be so happy. Guess this shows how superfishial u r. Ydi

SexKitten18 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:00

superficial*

i_l_y143 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 20:28

yes. that's ^so true.

RafaelDeLaGhetto 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:54

SuperfAcial* if you catch my drift.

Blueglasscup 18

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:57

Well calling him a freak seems a tad bit extreme don't you think?

SexySlayer1248 18

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:58

Watch him get Bill Gates rich later in life and you dismissed him

Dalliance 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:46

All women may not see it as a requirement that their man be wealthy, but who's going to be upset if that is the case? It's like the icing on the cake.

MarioDragon 14

Tuesday 16 August 2011 19:46

Of course you do, so you'll always have money to buy tampons and be in a big enough house to get away from the endless sandwich jokes.

EvilDave 13

Tuesday 16 August 2011 23:11

I have seen plenty of gold-diggers. I see women who are proud of being gold-diggers. There dating sites dedicated to gold-diggers and guys looking for them. Many women will overlook a guy's other shortcomings if his wallet is fat. If you don't know that, then you are being willfully ignorant of reality. Oh, and, yes, "all women want a rich guy for a husband", it is just that not all of them have that as an absolute requirement.

st3phii 9

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:58

I'm sorry but you sound like a bitch

cupcakegirl93 8

Tuesday 16 August 2011 18:59

That' really sweet! You don't get guys doing that often these days for a girl, so appreciate it! You don't have to be a bitch about it unless ofcourse he is stalking you or something, then you can start to worry!