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By anonymous - 20/06/2013 01:09 - United States - Houston

Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By roadkill - 28/02/2011 15:50 - United States

Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML

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By Tipped off - 06/03/2025 00:00 - United States - Benson

Today, I helped a lady carry her grocery bags to her car. She was so grateful that she offered me a tip. I refused, but she insisted. When I finally took it, I looked at the bill to see she'd given me $1. I smiled and said thank you, but she looked at me like I’d just robbed her. FML

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By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By JFC! - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2014 19:02 - Canada - Gander

Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid. After we spent ages wandering around trying to find her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today. FML

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By speechless - 01/06/2013 00:50 - United Kingdom - Wallasey

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 04:24 - Canada

Today, I was helping my elderly landlady (75 years old) carry in her groceries. She said "Thanks" and then handed me a notice of eviction. FML

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mariepastyglue 30

Thursday 20 June 2013 9:07

something always goes wrong when the elderly are involved!

Soniye 14

Thursday 20 June 2013 9:08

Okay seriously STOP trusting the elderly!! Lmfao I see they have striked again..

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DrownedMyFish 18

Thursday 20 June 2013 9:12

She could have just thanked you. I guess actions speak louder than words though.

CallMeWindSock 24

Thursday 20 June 2013 9:15

Wouldn't you know not to trust old people after all these FML's?

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 20 June 2013 9:22

On purpose?

Pesticides 19

Thursday 20 June 2013 11:05

Or maybe her schedule was Booked and she was in a hurry

MsFML_ 16

Thursday 20 June 2013 9:22

Who can blame her? You got in her way! No I'm just kidding, watch out for them!! They're dangerous!

tannerianian 11

Thursday 20 June 2013 9:46

People who disliked this comment... Lighten up! She said she was kidding. God damn people on FML take things way to seriously...

BlahhBlahhIDGAF 11

Thursday 20 June 2013 9:27

Did you atleast say your welcome after she pleasantly thanked you??? :)

megsbenjamin 1

Thursday 20 June 2013 9:38

wow..that sucks

kim_larsa 5

Thursday 20 June 2013 10:02

Press charges on her.

thejimler 9

Thursday 20 June 2013 10:34

They have strange ways of thanking you in Texas it seems...

kenoswild 14

Thursday 20 June 2013 11:30

The elderly strikes again!!

Acrlyx 8

Thursday 20 June 2013 13:11

Elderly Wars 2: Attack of the car!

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