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By Ohshucks! - 20/07/2010 19:01 - United States

Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML

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By blank - 21/01/2013 21:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 12:29 - United States

Today, I spent the entire day packing my car full of boxes for my move tomorrow. When I finally finished, I realized I didn't have the car key. It's inside one of the boxes. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By cincity - 20/07/2018 15:00

Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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By DriveMeNot - 27/10/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML

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Juan_M 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:15

Get them mailed back?

Person1233 12

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:12

Its hot-wiring time!

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yourlifesux17 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 6:09

um, can you not have him/her send them to you? or get new keys made. . . not fml just yas. [you are stupid]

justj2010 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 6:24

have him overnight them to you. simple.

austin1414 3

Wednesday 21 July 2010 6:43

are you a racecar driver?

usmc86 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 6:53

Since you won't be driving for a living I'm guessing you'll be walking for a death?

baybegurl 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 7:05

umm there's a little something called spare keys? and how did yurr car keys get into his car?

Jessicaa96145 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 8:52

YDI.. why were they there? :/

sk8trzero53 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 9:17

then you should have some spare keys.. how people dont think ydi

princessslala 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 9:28

you fail. at life

just_cr1s 4

Wednesday 21 July 2010 11:26

lol #67 xD

ford_f250 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 15:01

it's called priority mail

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