Miscellaneous: Today, I was using the restroom at a gas station when someone...

By Watsausrname - 14/06/2016 02:31

Today, I was using the restroom at a gas station when someone hurriedly knocked on the door. Thinking that it was my sister, I playfully said, "Hold up, hoe!" I opened the door to see a goth woman with an edgy haircut giving me a death stare. FML

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By Cherie - 31/08/2009 21:18 - United States

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

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Fighting talk

By bathroomblunder - 07/03/2010 02:38 - Canada

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door and turned the handle, a little old lady ripped the door open and yelled, "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

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By rabid_otaku - 20/09/2014 23:39 - United States - Sycamore

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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Whooped

By leah - 16/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 140

Little shit

By Anonymous - 31/12/2022 18:00 - United States - Fpo

Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML

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You deserved it 391

Weirdo

By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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Freakout

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 22:03 - South Africa

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML

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Free the Flow!

By Lunar-Spice - 23/10/2019 14:00

Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML

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You deserved it 184

Mauskau 35

Sunday 7 August 2016 11:06

I would've just laughed it off. Doesn't matter if it was my sister or not, hoes gotta hold up and wait for their turn.

leahishazy 5

Saturday 16 July 2016 0:21

She should probably take a chill pill if being called hoe in a gas station is worthy of a death glare.

Comments

leahishazy 5

Saturday 16 July 2016 0:21

She should probably take a chill pill if being called hoe in a gas station is worthy of a death glare.

ScarletteEve 33

Sunday 7 August 2016 19:53

She's an edgy goth, that's probably her resting expression.

Mauskau 35

Sunday 7 August 2016 11:06

I would've just laughed it off. Doesn't matter if it was my sister or not, hoes gotta hold up and wait for their turn.

AlexGuy711 14

Monday 8 August 2016 4:41

**** you sexist.

Zlunder 19

Sunday 7 August 2016 11:21

Have you ever heard of shit recycle? I'm sure she interdouced it to you that time.

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Sunday 7 August 2016 18:30

Wat

Arkham_Callabero 15

Sunday 7 August 2016 20:34

I don't think anyone's heard of that.

thepandabear123 5

Sunday 7 August 2016 22:30

Interdouced....okay then

cootiequeen4444 11

Monday 8 August 2016 1:05

I read it as interdouched and thought it had to do with this 'shit recycle'. Not that it made it make any more sense to me that is..

hoosiergirl94 31

Sunday 7 August 2016 11:33

Hoes gon be hoes

OneFluffyBunny 4

Sunday 7 August 2016 11:57

Never piss off Lisbeth Salander!

fhksuaifk 16

Monday 8 August 2016 8:17

Haha. I just watched all those movies this week

guttedbrit 26

Sunday 7 August 2016 12:26

me and my best friend refer to each other in this term all the time and this does usually happen. No bother! it just makes for good stories later on!

queen_lol 24

Sunday 7 August 2016 12:36

Lmfaooo . bitches gots to wait their turn. Lol

lexiieeex3 32

Sunday 7 August 2016 13:01

Eh you'll never see them again, and who knows, maybe she's a goth hoe.

Colon_Man 17

Sunday 7 August 2016 19:53

"You'll never see them, again." *show up to work the next day* "This is your new cube mate..."

lukian_fml 29

Monday 8 August 2016 1:22

So a farming tool in goth?

ClairvoyantVamp 19

Sunday 7 August 2016 15:54

Please explain to me the relevance of her subculture and hairstyle.

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Sunday 7 August 2016 23:02

To give the FML more detail. You always want to give your writing detail so the reader can imagine the scene.

sadpanda888 12

Sunday 7 August 2016 18:23

Not an edgy haircut too! How scary!!

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