Miscellaneous: Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way...

By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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You deserved it 4 146

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By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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You deserved it 3 371

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 573

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By Anon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 775

You deserved it 2 828

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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You deserved it 3 719

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

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You deserved it 8 283

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 16:09 - Guatemala

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 118

You deserved it 3 176

Thanks!

By blegh - 01/04/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 287

You deserved it 3 853

By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 118

You deserved it 2 315

By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 449

You deserved it 3 684

By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 926

You deserved it 3 343

LaFemmeQuiRit 3

Monday 22 November 2010 20:32

OP, do you think you could help me move my couch into this van ?

DDPT2 4

Monday 22 November 2010 19:36

911: What's you emergency? Guy: I've been mugged! 911: What did they take? Guy: They took my pockets.

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HollywoodKaos 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 16:23

that's why I don't help strangers usually I try to ignore them most of the time it's just hard to trust anyone.

Milcah_fml 1

Tuesday 23 November 2010 16:40

Thanks. Now I'll be care around strangers and never trust them.

FalloutboyxD 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 0:25

OWNED

aagavin 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 4:16

Today while asking for directions I also mugged a guy

ajp171 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 21:05

that's what you get for helping strangers!!

Clayton2121 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 0:13

That's why you don't be nice

senerick 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 4:18

this fml makes me support concealed firearms carry even more. That would've solved this problem

xcrystal011 2

Sunday 28 November 2010 8:30

omg!!!! my ipod touch is my life D,: i would cry!

ShaggyMoFo 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 15:24

no good deed goes unpunished

cowmeleon 2

Friday 31 December 2010 3:47

how'd u post this without ur touch...?

behemothokun 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 14:15

There are more ways to access the internets, then using your mp3-player. duh...

loveluver7 0

Monday 4 July 2011 4:30

umm there is such thing as internet on the computer! wow blonde much

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Today, after winning a major photography competition with the prize of an expensive workshop with a top photographer, I learned that my crazy stalker has paid the £250 workshop costs, and will travel 5 hours just to be there with me. FML

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Today, my family decided it'd be a great idea to berate me for not being excited enough for my brother and his wife's baby news. They told us on my birthday, adding that if I wasn't so fat I'd have one too. I have insulin-resistant PCOS. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML

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Today, my shirt caught on fire when I was burning paper for my ancestors at the cemetery. FML

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Today, I went to my first university party already a little drunk. I perched on the end of a table to cool off from the dancing and the whole table tipped over and dumped me onto the floor. I was promptly laughed out of the room. FML

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