Miscellaneous: Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way...

By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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You deserved it 4 146

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By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

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You deserved it 3 371

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 573

Adding annoyance to almost injury

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, while I was walking to my car, I was mugged. Not only did they take my phone, wallet and watch, the extra few minutes taken in my journey meant that when I got to my car, I was given a parking ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 775

You deserved it 2 828

By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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You deserved it 3 719

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 212

You deserved it 8 283

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 16:09 - Guatemala

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 118

You deserved it 3 176

Thanks!

By blegh - 01/04/2011 02:42 - United States

Today, I fell going down the stairs to the subway platform during rush hour. Someone was kind enough to help me up and someone else was kind enough to steal my iPhone which had fallen out of my pocket and landed nearby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 287

You deserved it 3 853

By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 118

You deserved it 2 315

By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 449

You deserved it 3 684

By whyymee - 05/03/2010 07:50 - United States

Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML

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You deserved it 3 343

LaFemmeQuiRit 3

Monday 22 November 2010 20:32

OP, do you think you could help me move my couch into this van ?

DDPT2 4

Monday 22 November 2010 19:36

911: What's you emergency? Guy: I've been mugged! 911: What did they take? Guy: They took my pockets.

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juicygirlsofie 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 5:23

so way r u writing this off of??

Sharpie_08 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 6:16

don't help strangers dumbass! YDI

Donnie69 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 7:52

in my country that's how we say thanks

itssambitch 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 8:19

Just a simple thank you would have sufficed...

Morpheus414 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 9:08

^^THIS.

kidclarke 15

Tuesday 23 November 2010 9:32

It's called an iTouch. You're dumb.

CakeSlicer 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 9:55

Never go places alone! YDI for even talking to strangers!

osellr 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 10:09

that's what they get for living in the city

dt520 4

Tuesday 23 November 2010 11:43

this is the internet era, the only people needing to find something in NYC are going to mug you half the time.

Aimetre 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 13:11

then how the hell are on on FML now?!

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 23 November 2010 23:47

Think it through. It'll come to you eventually...

loveluver7 0

Monday 4 July 2011 4:32

wow some people are idiots. you are one of them :P

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Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML

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Today, out of sheer boredom, I took a career personality test. The "best match" for me was the position of funeral director. Not only do I have a promising future with death, I got genuinely excited at how accurate the result was. FML

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Today, my long distance boyfriend left me for a local girl. My last relationship was also long distance and we were even engaged until he slept with someone in his hometown because his “horniness” was “becoming too much.” I think I get the hint now. FML

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Today, I was talking with a close friend (who is a virgin) about why he didn't want to have sex with a prostitute. He told me that, "It's not nice to know that the girl you are having sex with has slept with half the country." He then added, "That's exactly why I wouldn't have sex with you." FML

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Today, I went out to buy my wife some flowers and a chocolate bar that I overhead she liked the other day. On the way home, I was complimented on the bouquet I chose and feeling pretty good about myself. When I got home it turned out I got the wrong kind of flowers and the wrong percent of dark chocolate. FML

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Today, as a last resort for my back problems, I tried acupuncture. After the needles were placed and the doctor had left, I couldn't move for 30 minutes. I had a panic attack. FML

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You deserved it 5 081

Today, my girlfriend told me that last night after I got drunk, I passed out mid-pump while we were knocking boots. FML

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You deserved it 1 184

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