By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
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LaFemmeQuiRit 3

OP, do you think you could help me move my couch into this van ?

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DDPT2 4

911: What's you emergency? Guy: I've been mugged! 911: What did they take? Guy: They took my pockets.

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loveluver7 0

did you never hear the phrase "don't talk to strangers?" it helps with a lot of problems!

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dubbadee123 5

that is why I like being paranoid a always carry a weapon with me

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katie72 6

I'm pretty sure they didn't actually need those directions.

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Unlucky_Gun 0

Sp your saying if someone walks up to me asking me for directions don't tell them because I'll just get mugged?

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iTriicKShoTz 0

I they stoled your iPod Touch how did you put up this?

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Raelthelamb 31

First of all, it's 'stole', not 'stoled'. And second of all, it IS possible to access FML from a computer.

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rocker_chick23 27

It's called a computer.

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charvisioku 22

What's with all this "You shouldn't be helping strangers" shit? That's balls. I've helped many people with directions and other things - e.g. I helped a woman with 2 toddlers to get off the bus with her shopping bags so she didn't fall over. I've never had anything bad happen to me as a result. It's good to be nice, OP. Be more careful in future but don't let this one bad experience turn you into a paranoid, bitter wreck.

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radiocaf 29

I thought Danes were amongst the friendliest people on earth? Right up there with the Swiss and the Australians?

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