By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML
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You deserved it 4 146
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LaFemmeQuiRit 3

OP, do you think you could help me move my couch into this van ?

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DDPT2 4

911: What's you emergency? Guy: I've been mugged! 911: What did they take? Guy: They took my pockets.

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smallsmerry 0

you would do that in one of the most heavily populated areas of the USA? you dumbfuck.

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cufaoil 11

except that this person is in Denmark stay in school and practise your reading and observational skills

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firecopy 6

I would have beat the **** out of them.

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cody402 7

that us why u put a booby trap in ur pocket so if a hand reaches in thats not urs it blows up 10 pounds of c4

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Zebidee 8

Yes, vaporising myself as a first line of protection has always been my choice too.

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cody402 7

atleast it will trach pathetic excuses of trash not to steal

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teenager34 0

and ud rather be spending time on here...kwl

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JokeMeister 0

try again. don't let asshole discourage u.

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mark77 0

this is y u dont help ppl espicailly the ones u dont know

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cheeksMcgeeks 3

I like how like half of these comments are buried..

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crushedsoul22 0

Well did you think they weren't thanking you? Maybe you were Just stupid enough to be tricked by two ppl that are to stupid to work for their own money

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Allstarr23 1

Didn't your mother teach you not to talk to strangers? YDI

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