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By dannij08 - 27/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

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You deserved it 49 284

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 337

You deserved it 33 568

By stupid - 26/05/2015 06:54 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

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You deserved it 51 515

Technically, that's stealing

By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00

Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML

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You deserved it 183

By ShortTermMemoryFailure - 01/11/2018 08:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I discovered that I once again forgot my credit card in the vending machine at work. This is the second time in a week that this happened, and now 6 coworkers have bought drinks with my card since I lost it. I have no way of making it back to work for a week. FML

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You deserved it 3 496

Get back

By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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You deserved it 17 358

By Busted - 31/12/2009 20:52 - Mexico

Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 253

You deserved it 8 597

By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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You deserved it 43 446

By fmfl - 17/11/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML

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You deserved it 13 142

By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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You deserved it 4 128

Pile on

By BoCoMoGal - 13/05/2017 04:00

Today, my phone reset, wiping the touch ID on my credit card. I can't remember the password so I'm locked out. I tried "Forgot password", but you need to have the physical card. The card is tucked away in the bank lock box. The key to the lock box is packed in one of the 150 boxes we have prepped to move. FML

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You deserved it 2 485

muchlovezoe 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 22:05

isn't that the point?

Hich17 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:04

Today I ate a tub of lard to help me gain weight. Now I'm fat. FML. You're an idiot, dude.

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influenced 3

Thursday 16 December 2010 3:12

Well it worked.

foreverdee 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 7:07

wasn't that the point? you not being able to find it?

fsaskid 0

Monday 27 June 2011 11:50

Mission Accomplished!

redfinton22 9

Friday 22 July 2011 2:12

Niiiice one

PepsiMerch 4

Friday 23 September 2011 6:09

how's this an fml...u succeeded..win?

TheOtherMakona 0

Friday 4 November 2011 3:26

I once met a girl that spent so much, she memorized her credit card number...

RaquelRox2299 0

Monday 14 November 2011 6:32

Problem solved rite?

mrz1177 11

Thursday 1 December 2011 3:00

Good!?

kellierae 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 20:05

Mission accomplished.

mimerino 9

Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:05

This IS the point, yes?

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Same thing different taste

Technically, that's stealing

Get back

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