Money: Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it....

By dannij08 - 27/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By stupid - 26/05/2015 06:54 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

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Technically, that's stealing

By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00

Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML

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By ShortTermMemoryFailure - 01/11/2018 08:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I discovered that I once again forgot my credit card in the vending machine at work. This is the second time in a week that this happened, and now 6 coworkers have bought drinks with my card since I lost it. I have no way of making it back to work for a week. FML

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Get back

By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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By Busted - 31/12/2009 20:52 - Mexico

Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By fmfl - 17/11/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML

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By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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Pile on

By BoCoMoGal - 13/05/2017 04:00

Today, my phone reset, wiping the touch ID on my credit card. I can't remember the password so I'm locked out. I tried "Forgot password", but you need to have the physical card. The card is tucked away in the bank lock box. The key to the lock box is packed in one of the 150 boxes we have prepped to move. FML

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muchlovezoe 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 22:05

isn't that the point?

Hich17 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:04

Today I ate a tub of lard to help me gain weight. Now I'm fat. FML. You're an idiot, dude.

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faireanjell 5

Tuesday 10 April 2012 3:55

But now u can't use it ;)

headkicker234 2

Friday 17 August 2012 5:02

Great job there OP

shawnagreenbean1 9

Monday 5 November 2012 12:29

I think that was the point. Mission accomplished.

shawnagreenbean1 9

Monday 5 November 2012 12:33

Oh, look, everyone and their mom commented "Mission accomplished" on

andrizzel 6

Monday 19 November 2012 0:20

Cancel it, order a new one!!

whatnow430 15

Monday 17 December 2012 11:37

Yaaaaaay good job

sparkieoo7 10

Saturday 13 July 2013 3:28

mission accomplished

corocoro 30

Monday 12 August 2013 17:40

Just freeze it in some water - that way you'll know where it is and you can think about using it while it thaws.

fristinkristin 16

Saturday 14 June 2014 12:19

Lol well wasn't that the point? Sure hope you had a plan b to eventually find it though..

Teckzilla 21

Monday 9 February 2015 8:58

Sounds like you nailed it.

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Same thing different taste

Technically, that's stealing

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