Money: Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it.... - FML

By dannij08 - 27/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By stupid - 26/05/2015 06:54 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I lost a book. I'd used my credit card as a bookmark. FML

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Technically, that's stealing

By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00

Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML

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By ShortTermMemoryFailure - 01/11/2018 08:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I discovered that I once again forgot my credit card in the vending machine at work. This is the second time in a week that this happened, and now 6 coworkers have bought drinks with my card since I lost it. I have no way of making it back to work for a week. FML

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Get back

By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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By Busted - 31/12/2009 20:52 - Mexico

Today, I canceled my ATM card, because it had been lost. Then I found it. Then I found out I can't reactivate it, because I asked for a replacement card. I'm from CA, and I'm in Mexico with only 20 bucks. FML

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By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

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By fmfl - 17/11/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML

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By Broke - 04/12/2013 08:27 - United States - The Colony

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

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Pile on

By BoCoMoGal - 13/05/2017 04:00

Today, my phone reset, wiping the touch ID on my credit card. I can't remember the password so I'm locked out. I tried "Forgot password", but you need to have the physical card. The card is tucked away in the bank lock box. The key to the lock box is packed in one of the 150 boxes we have prepped to move. FML

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muchlovezoe 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 22:05

isn't that the point?

Hich17 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:04

Today I ate a tub of lard to help me gain weight. Now I'm fat. FML. You're an idiot, dude.

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Vishpal 0

Friday 12 February 2010 15:08

This is the dumbest FML ever. Not being able to find it was the point of hiding it. If you don't want to use your credit card, DON'T USE IT. God, people are weak these days.

yake12 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 4:20

lol

MikuHatsune_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 12:19

maybe he put it somewhere then blindfold him self n sat on a chair spin around while wacking himself till knock out. way to forget

111615 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 0:16

k so it worked roiiiittttt??????

whEEzy03 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 22:26

Take some respinsibillity RETARd!!!!!!!!!

ryansims 0

Friday 4 June 2010 0:17

lol that is funny but today I found a credit card and Maxed it out lucky me

sillypiper 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 10:55

mission accomplished!!!

boojie97 12

Saturday 14 August 2010 6:07

well duhhhh thats wut u were trying to do riiiiight??!

lana1316 0

Friday 20 August 2010 23:58

hahahaha ur stupid ydi soooo badly! LMFAO!!!!!!!

Susanbelle12 0

Friday 24 September 2010 3:44

Fail xD well you can't use it now!

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