By nick2.0 - 09/09/2009 21:20 - United States

Today, I hired a private investigator to find out if my wife of 15 years is cheating on me with my brother. I don't know what's worse, that she is cheating on me, or that instead of cheating with my brother she's cheating with my brother's wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 232
You deserved it 5 553

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well, now you and your brother have something else in common. Your wives are cheating ******.

When life hands u lemons, make lemonade...Do i hear Threesome?

Comments

Tell your brother, steal back every bit of pawnable bauble either of you ever gave your wives, hock it, go to Vegas for a week. Buy lots of adult entertainment with the engagement ring money. Take pictures and give the ladies a slide show when you get home.

well it could be worse. the investigator could have found out that your wife is cheating on you with your mother

bosshaug 0

Yeah @3 what happened to the old fml

bob1124 0

THREESOME AWWWW YEAH Or what #151 said.

Silverill 0

you could cheat with your brother and make it obvious that it happend so your wife get to know that.

Why would you care about that. Does it even count as cheating... meh.

youthink_fml 0

Doesn't matter if it's with another woman or man. Your wife's a cheating ho. Dump her scummy ass.

Firs of all, if you need to hire private investigator, you're either paranoid dumbass or your relationship has HUGE problems and is doomed anyway. Second of all, what the hell is wrong with having a bisexual wife? I'd totally LOVE it if my girlfriend would be bisexual. All the fun we could have! :) Simply, stop being such a stereotypical jealous man and start having a life a little.

youthink_fml 0

First of all, obviously he wasn't just paranoid. Secondly, he's not having any fun. Stop being an immature dick.

As I said: "Firs of all, if you need to hire private investigator, you're either paranoid dumbass OR your relationship has HUGE problems and is doomed anyway." The "or" word is important. The true was obviously the second part. Simply put, if you can't just ask your wife and TRUST her, there's no real point in going on with the relationship. If you don't trust each other, it totally doesn't matter what the private investigator finds out, it's not important. Just the fact, that you cannot trust each other and that you have to use private investigators is an absolutely obvious sign, that your partnership is over. The second thing of my message was just a joke. Hence the smiley. Take it easy.