It Wasn't Me, by Shaggy

By itwasntme - 07/09/2019 16:00

Today, we found out my brother in law cheated on my sister. Somehow they’ve blamed me for the whole incident. I don’t know the guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 772

You deserved it 139

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 768

You deserved it 4 410

By Good sister - 13/10/2011 23:20 - United States

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 146

You deserved it 3 729

By "Noelle Diane Irwin" - 21/02/2019 16:00

Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 346

You deserved it 285

By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 17:31 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 608

You deserved it 3 602

By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 259

You deserved it 66 607

By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 655

You deserved it 2 351

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By you guys suck! - 27/12/2021 11:03

Today, I realized how absolutely shitty my family is when my brother brought home his third girlfriend this week. They all smiled in her face, knowing full well my brother is a cheating asshole. Not to mention, she’s pregnant with his kid. I wasn’t allowed to date til I moved out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 280

You deserved it 134

It wasn't me

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 19:00

Today, my brother asked his wife for a divorce, but she got so mad at him that he backtracked and told her it was a prank I'd put him up to. She’s still mad as hell at him, but thanks to his lie my name is now mud in our entire family. I was at work all day, and I did nothing wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 608

You deserved it 93

By Darkness162000 - 08/01/2010 00:21 - France

Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 334

You deserved it 2 123

By anonymous - 04/09/2015 04:40 - United States - North Hollywood

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got a hold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible". He was referring to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 673

You deserved it 2 266

WeirdUS 29

Saturday 7 September 2019 18:37

There is a lot being left out. If you don't know him, did you at one point have a conversation with her about her fiance or something'? This generally doesn't pop up for no reason.

tounces7 27

Sunday 8 September 2019 1:11

This FML is leaving out so much, I mean I don't even know if "I don't know the guy" refers to the brother in law, or the (maybe a man?) he is having an affair with.

Comments

Seeya55 31

Saturday 7 September 2019 17:41

Hey! Since you're so involved you now atleast get a part of the alimony, right?!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 7 September 2019 17:49

Snitches get stitches. Don't be the bearer of bad news. Often the recipient irrationally blames you. No one likes a tattle-tell, Danny. Except me, of course.

jbuckets_404 38

Saturday 7 September 2019 20:47

Who's Danny? (Asking for a friend.)

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 7 September 2019 21:16

It's a quote from Caddyshack. Seems like a theme for the day. If you haven't seen it, you and your friend should watch it.

Rae Miller 10

Saturday 7 September 2019 17:50

Sounds like you don’t have a family to them - you’re just a convenient scape goat. Drop the toxic in your life OP.

WeirdUS 29

Saturday 7 September 2019 18:37

There is a lot being left out. If you don't know him, did you at one point have a conversation with her about her fiance or something'? This generally doesn't pop up for no reason.

Major_Haywire 7

Saturday 7 September 2019 23:29

Makes perfect sense, the brother is the other guy

tounces7 27

Sunday 8 September 2019 1:11

This FML is leaving out so much, I mean I don't even know if "I don't know the guy" refers to the brother in law, or the (maybe a man?) he is having an affair with.

alycion 38

Sunday 8 September 2019 9:05

Sometimes when war breaks out, innocent bystanders get the shrapnel. I’ve been on the receiving end once or twice. Speak up for yourself or it will keep happening. They are already pissed at you anyway.