By nick2.0 - 09/09/2009 21:20 - United States

Today, I hired a private investigator to find out if my wife of 15 years is cheating on me with my brother. I don't know what's worse, that she is cheating on me, or that instead of cheating with my brother she's cheating with my brother's wife. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well, now you and your brother have something else in common. Your wives are cheating ******.

When life hands u lemons, make lemonade...Do i hear Threesome?

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Well, that sounds fun! Too bad I'm a girl. :)

This was a failed reply to XOfiestypixie. :)

Eatin ain't cheatin. Yours is the only frank goin in that bun! No harm, no foul. If she lets you watch, I'm sure it'll bring you closer together. That's gotta be good for the marriage!

I'd like to have a 3-some with Intoxicunt and Plexico. But that's just me.

Lmao. Well, welcome to the club. The club is called "plexico, have my babies". I'm the dictator. So, we can both fulfill the baby-having at once. You can be the 5th member.

Hey, OP! If you somehow get to be with both women at the same time without obtaining a million dollars, then I believe I represent all men everywhere in saluting you, good sir!

_THE_MASTER_ 0

how is this an FML? the only F in there is all the F you're gonna get from your wife and your bro's wife. well...that might be crossing the line, but now you know your wife's down with that, wrangle up a 3 way with her and another party TBD. Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a stick, some people have it so great and bitch about it. grow up, asshole, and get some real problems. **** off and die. seriously

rugger09 0

I agree with everyone who said the threesome bullshit is nonsense. My thoughts on the situation: a) The man probably is not interested in a threesome. Whether he is turned on or not by the thought of a threesome, his wife is cheating on him. The last thing he probably wants to do is partake in the activity. b) Cheating is cheating, regardless of who it is with. The people saying that since it's with a girl, it doesn't count, obviously have no experience/association whatsoever with what it really means to be with someone of the same gender: THEY HAVE FEELINGS FOR THEM. And if the feelings are legitimate, it doesn't matter who theyre cheating with. Men and women end up on the same scale. c) If the wife is cheating with a woman, it means she has some things to work out for herself. She's obviously attracted to the other woman, especially if it was more than a one-time thing. And if that's the case, she's probably working out for herself that she's gay. Or at least bi. To the people who said he should "dump her ass," sure; but she probably is having second thoughts about their marriage as well, so it probably wouldn't be quite the "teach that bitch a lesson" scenario people are imagining. It would be heartbreaking on both sides, I'm sure, but probably a bit of a relief on her part. She's finally figuring out who she is/who she wants. ON THE OTHER HAND: If she already knew she was bi, didn't tell her husband, and this was just a "whatever" thing for her, then she really does have some issues. EIther way, OP, FYL. I'm sorry.

"Today, I hired a private investigator to find out if my wife" After reading that I immediately hit YDI.

AnaRoro 0

Thats nasty... she should b shot 4 that!!!!!!!!!!!! (kidding.... no FBI plz!!)