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By nick2.0 - 09/09/2009 21:20 - United States

Today, I hired a private investigator to find out if my wife of 15 years is cheating on me with my brother. I don't know what's worse, that she is cheating on me, or that instead of cheating with my brother she's cheating with my brother's wife. FML

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You deserved it 5 553

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By tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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You deserved it 2 075

By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2022 02:00

Today, I was in a slump for my private eye business. My idiot brother-in-law recently got engaged to a woman we don't know, and had a gut feeling about. Through my search, it turns out she is still legally married and only filed for divorce 3 weeks before the engagement. I don't know how to bring it up. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By Anon - 23/05/2016 10:49 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML

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By itwasntme - 07/09/2019 16:00

Today, we found out my brother in law cheated on my sister. Somehow they’ve blamed me for the whole incident. I don’t know the guy. FML

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You deserved it 139

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By broken vows - 15/03/2014 21:48 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML

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You deserved it 4 869

By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 17:31 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 609

You deserved it 3 602

By OL2R - 17/04/2012 08:29 - United States - Somerville

Today, my best friend texted me saying she is determined to find out what skank her brother is sneaking around with. I've been secretly dating her brother for months; apparently I'm the skank. FML

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You deserved it 39 297

By Divorcee - 15/07/2019 04:02

Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML

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You deserved it 260

xCrackerx 3

Thursday 10 September 2009 1:15

Well, now you and your brother have something else in common. Your wives are cheating ******.

Michael69 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 1:13

When life hands u lemons, make lemonade...Do i hear Threesome?

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 8 June 2015 15:41

I think the second one is worse, because hey, at least you don't have to beat the crap out of your brother.

imhope 23

Thursday 23 July 2015 1:10

Lol is your name Ross?

StormFlake 8

Tuesday 9 February 2016 4:19

Nah that's not worse, at least she's not with a man, especially your brother.

drummerchick44 11

Tuesday 16 February 2016 17:03

PLOT TWIST!

Unlucky1232 20

Wednesday 9 March 2016 3:12

well hey at least u still got your family.... except of course your wife um..... yeah im bad comforting sorry :(

Emyka 26

Monday 11 July 2016 16:54

You both should get back at them by ******* each other as well. Wait what

AAHHHHH 19

Sunday 14 August 2016 16:19

Cheat on her with your brother for revenge

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Today, my boyfriend took me to a very elegant and expensive restaurant to celebrate our anniversary. When it came to the check, I volunteered to pitch in half, which he rejected by saying, "I got it". Little did I know was that "I got it" was short for "I got your credit card." FML

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Today, I've just lost over £12,000 and it's not even halfway through the trading day. FML

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Today, I learned that if you stare down an attractive man while pumping gas, he'll stare back. Then he might ask for your number. At which point his girlfriend will get out of the car and threaten to kick your ass. FML

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