By lonelyloser - 04/02/2013 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I hired out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to my mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the third time. FML
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NickaPLZ 26

So get some, and stop wasting your money.

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perdix 29

You have to stay out all night to prove you have friends? Wouldn't it be much cheaper to go to a movie and come home late?

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HowieDoIt 21

Just pay random people to come party at your house, eventually you may meet a winner or two

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perdix 29

Aw, I'll be your friend.

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HowieDoIt 21

You just made an offer that he can't refuse, and would you friend an ape, too? ;)

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perdix 29

Aw, I'll be your friend, too. (It's a very popular thing to say around these parts, and I doubt that I'm going to have to act on it.)

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Sir_Swaggington 6

You could actually go out and meet people and have fun instead of sitting in a motel wasting money.

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loserman67 35

With all due respect, you're making a big mistake. Why do you need to lie to granny? Is she pressuring you about your social life or lack thereof? If she is, tell her to mind her own business. If she isn't, then the only person you're lying to is yourself and that's not good. Either way, you've got to go out and find some friends to interact with. I know it's not that easy, but it's not impossible either.

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simply_elle13 5

go out and actually try to make friends. if you are smart enough to come up with that idea, im sure making friends will be easier and much cheaper

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BronayPonay 6

Next time you go, grab your brother (if you have one) and go hunt demons! That way you'll be too preocupied to worry about friends, plus you'll be ridding the world of evil! >.

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jhh0991 5

Buy some apparently you have enough money to buy out a motel. Hire a friend for the day.

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False_Stupidity 41

Sounds like a business opportunity... Call it, Rent-a-Bud!

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Kingbreezy04 10

You know what? That sucks, but you have a motel that's paid for. Go get some junk food, order some PPV movies, and get in your underwear and enjoy yourself. Friends are cool, but sometimes it's good to be alone. If you didn't like any of my ideas well you do have a Motel and there are these people called hookers that tend to hang out there. Make magic happen.

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