Get off the road you nut case!

het maybe OP is a great driver. OP just can't park. gonna make it hard to fill the tank I guess

or maybe OP drives like a blind one armed monkey with a drinking problem scratching itself while parking in the last handicap spot in front of walmart

so you're the kind of asshole who has bad morals to hit and run! you think we should feel bad that YOUR life sucks? you say FML, but what about the person who's car got hit and there was no note left with your insurance info and phone number! that poor person can say FML, but you are the shit head asshole who is causing the problems in other peoples lives. I hope you get hit so hard the your car is a write off, and that it's a hit and run like what you tried to do so you'll have to pay!

Nice to see the beautiful conflagration that formerly was the collection of sexist comments. Thanks, mods.

god damn, learn to drive. or quit driving all together. ydi times ten for bailing after hitting a car.

Seriously how is this an FML? I hope you die.

Put down the car keys and walk away. You shouldn't drive.

female? must be

people lile you should take the f**king bus.