Transportation: Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one...

By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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By shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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By shit_fer_luck - 16/12/2014 16:35 - United States - West Lafayette

Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By sweeeeet - 09/02/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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pickleguy 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:04

YDI for hitting a car then bailing.

tboudre 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:05

if you can't park, then you shouldn't drive!

Comments

jritchie10 3

Friday 10 December 2010 17:40

so what you are saying is you should never drive again cause you obviously can't?

mmmazingmary 0

Friday 10 December 2010 17:48

how the **** did u get a license?

skatingzooyork 0

Friday 10 December 2010 17:51

stop driving now!!! and driving away from the first one is technically a 'hit n run' that u JUST admitted too online!! dumbass!!

Limetonic 1

Friday 10 December 2010 17:51

Combo

jckbco 0

Friday 10 December 2010 17:54

ass hole

TempestRain 0

Friday 10 December 2010 17:57

WTH?! Please stop driving!!!

savfd645 7

Friday 10 December 2010 18:08

lord you suck at driving

Carl_Duker 0

Friday 10 December 2010 18:19

please hand in your license and never drive again, take the bus from now on. my car was hit by someone just like you and they just took off without leaving a note. need less people like you.