Transportation: Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more...

By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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You deserved it 13 246

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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You deserved it 56 004

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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You deserved it 72 637

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 851

You deserved it 42 495

Stealth mode activated

By KeithFFS - 21/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML

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You deserved it 510

Fiat 500 woes

By Too tall for this shit - 30/11/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML

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You deserved it 116

By Username - 08/07/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

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You deserved it 3 611

By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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You deserved it 357

Bystander

By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 100 318

You deserved it 4 523

Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 858

You deserved it 234

By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 015

You deserved it 1 681

Lizo_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:03

Serious coordination fail, but I wouldn't say life fukkery.

tech_guy 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:32

boy am I sorry I missed seeing that one

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gypsyhater 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 8:09

my grandma walked into a mirror before then turned to me & said the lady was wearing the same coat as her.

Astroglide1000 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 18:22

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I laughed for like 10 minutes. too bad i couldnt see that ... i probably would have been rolling on the ground!

mushroomcloud 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:48

Ow.

bacanito 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:52

Definitely deserved!!

Touch_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 7:41

Did you lose your guide dog? !! :D

speedHog 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 2:18

hilarity votes from me!

nonymous_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 6:32

aw, you remind me of me! haha, i'm a certified klutz!

wowFML123 0

Monday 16 March 2009 10:56

hahahahahahahaha thats awesome. People probably thought you were wasted. You should have just played it off that way, at least you'd have something to blame it on rather than just getting straight ****** up by a parked car lol. #21- LMAO.