Transportation: Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more...

By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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You deserved it 13 246

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By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 746

You deserved it 56 004

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 223

You deserved it 72 637

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 851

You deserved it 42 495

Stealth mode activated

By KeithFFS - 21/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 105

You deserved it 510

Fiat 500 woes

By Too tall for this shit - 30/11/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 333

You deserved it 116

By Username - 08/07/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 204

You deserved it 3 611

By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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You deserved it 357

Bystander

By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 100 318

You deserved it 4 523

Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 858

You deserved it 234

By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 015

You deserved it 1 681

Lizo_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:03

Serious coordination fail, but I wouldn't say life fukkery.

tech_guy 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:32

boy am I sorry I missed seeing that one

Comments

moig_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:21

i wish people would proofread this before before they send them..this would be so much funnier if it was typed out more clearly

Panime 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:25

Wrong page >.<

mleeb 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:41

Honestly, you could have stopped after the second sentence. I was not sure whether or not you deserved this or your life really does just suck. However, because the only think I can say to this is, "it must suck to be you" I will go with the latter.

bigman2222 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:55

cooter is delicious

bridances 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:38

bahahaha. this is totally something that would happen to me

greenangel_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:11

Haha don't feel bad. I do crap like that all the time. I just tell people that the car suddenly decided to jump out in front of me.

NorfolkDude 2

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:36

That's nothing, once I walked over an old lady in a electric scooter. She got all pissed off and started cussing while wheeling away with the cart.

Vagabones 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 3:40

That's pretty ******* clumsy.

kibblesnbits1053 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 3:46

how could you fall down "once more" if you hadn't earlier? You said you were "shocked" by the alarm, which caused you to back up, meaning that you hadn't fallen down. I call B.S.