Transportation: Today, I honked at a man in a Subway parking lot. He rolled down...

By just trying to be nice - 21/06/2013 02:17 - United States - Tucson

Today, I honked at a man in a Subway parking lot. He rolled down his window and screamed insults and slurs at me before driving away. Why did I honk at him? He'd left his lunch on top of his car. FML

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Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By Max Flynn - 20/05/2011 10:07

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

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By Myself - 06/09/2010 10:45 - United States

Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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hotshot0185 15

Friday 21 June 2013 9:25

You tried at least., now free subway for you.

ladylilly25 20

Friday 21 June 2013 9:27

And then he realized why you honked, once he got on the highway, and felt really stupid.

Comments

hotshot0185 15

Friday 21 June 2013 9:25

You tried at least., now free subway for you.

Original_Outcast 23

Friday 21 June 2013 10:28

Nothings better than a dirty sand-which in a parking lot right?

CharresBarkrey 15

Friday 21 June 2013 10:43

All the Subways I've been to wrap the sandwiches in paper and put them in a bag. Don't think it would be that dirty.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 21 June 2013 15:39

Until it's run over by something.

hemz_fml 13

Saturday 22 June 2013 2:07

How'd he know what the honk was supposed to mean?

Lavitz Slambert 13

Friday 21 June 2013 9:26

Might of had a bad day, still shouldn't lash out at you, maybe you should have rolled down your window and told him OP, FYL.

ironichalibut 24

Friday 21 June 2013 9:36

If he was having a bad day, then lost his lunch because he had no tact, then he probably deserved the day he had. I don't see how this is so bad for the OP, unless he had some ¡Really! good swears.

ladylilly25 20

Friday 21 June 2013 9:27

And then he realized why you honked, once he got on the highway, and felt really stupid.

niallo 23

Friday 21 June 2013 14:51

Nah. He's so stupid he'll probably think she took it.

nurchok 15

Monday 24 June 2013 2:37

#3, just stupid? I'm sure he also felt hungry and I hope the pop and the sauce ended up all over his windshield. Assholes deserve it and karma will get them...

cuppycakeslove 20

Friday 21 June 2013 9:27

Well now he's got no sandwich! Serves him right for being a douchebag.

IHATEFMYLIFE 26

Friday 21 June 2013 15:32

Exactly! People are such arseholes nowadays. Whatever happened to being "nice". I guess the arsehole disease is spreading everywhere! Run!! Lol

A100893 30

Friday 21 June 2013 9:28

You can't be nice in this world without some kind of retribution.

suboy 10

Friday 21 June 2013 16:12

Not sure if you used that in the right context.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Friday 21 June 2013 20:03

He didnt...

Lost_Ghost 8

Friday 21 June 2013 9:31

Now we laugh at his incompetence. Sorry you took the blunt of it OP.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 21 June 2013 15:41

*brunt

WhiteCrimson 23

Friday 21 June 2013 9:31

What a mook

katiesam199 11

Friday 21 June 2013 9:31

All that rage at a honk. This guy was having a bad day and now he probably has no sandwich.

kim_larsa 5

Friday 21 June 2013 9:32

He deserves it! Let him drive off.

lennelleong 33

Friday 21 June 2013 9:35

He would have known your horning wasn't because of impatience but to alert him of something awry he was to notice if it went "Beep! Beep-beep-beep-beep, beeep BEEP!"

oceanbeauty 17

Friday 21 June 2013 11:50

Is that morse code for "your sandwich is on your roof?"

bamagrl410 31

Friday 21 June 2013 19:39

I think OP should've done more than just honk. In some places (like here) drivers can just be rude & impatient and honk the second they get a chance. Light literally just turned green and you aren't already through the intersection? Honk. They want your parking space but don't want to back up a little so you can get out? Honk. He may have though OP was just being impatient. Still no reason to shout and be rude like he was, but OP may have been able to shut him up by pointing to the food or saying something.