Transportation: Today, I honked at a man in a Subway parking lot. He rolled down...

By just trying to be nice - 21/06/2013 02:17 - United States - Tucson

Today, I honked at a man in a Subway parking lot. He rolled down his window and screamed insults and slurs at me before driving away. Why did I honk at him? He'd left his lunch on top of his car. FML

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By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By Max Flynn - 20/05/2011 10:07

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

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By Myself - 06/09/2010 10:45 - United States

Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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hotshot0185 15

Friday 21 June 2013 9:25

You tried at least., now free subway for you.

ladylilly25 20

Friday 21 June 2013 9:27

And then he realized why you honked, once he got on the highway, and felt really stupid.

Comments

SuperDanielNL 23

Friday 21 June 2013 9:39

Some folks just don't deserve any help, sadly you can't see that from the outside.

tragicnightmare 15

Friday 21 June 2013 9:51

If it were in a bag and fell off his car as he drove away, I'd take it for myself then :P

Reaper1984 13

Friday 21 June 2013 9:52

He didn't deserve that sandwich anyway.

Axel5238 29

Friday 21 June 2013 9:56

To be fair to the other driver, lot of people honk needlessly due to being impatient or whatever. She meant well and did something good, but naturally assumed she was just impatient. I do feel bad for the OP though, stuff like this is why some people don't even bother doing good things anymore, everyone assumes the worst.

CallMeWindSock 24

Friday 21 June 2013 10:06

Hey, at least you got free subway for trying to be kind.

FRB 8

Friday 21 June 2013 10:11

Hahaha your a good guy, maybe he is having a bad day.

CharresBarkrey 15

Friday 21 June 2013 10:45

Close. OP's a female ;)

tariqqq 9

Friday 21 June 2013 11:01

Hopefully the food dirties his car!!

hurley12 30

Friday 21 June 2013 11:05

I bet it was funny watching his lunch slide off his car then.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Friday 21 June 2013 11:17

I'm expecting the FML: "Today someone honked at me, being in a bad mood, I yelled insult at that person. Turns out he wanted to tell me I'd forgotten my lunch on the roof of my car"