Transportation: Today, I honked at a man in a Subway parking lot. He rolled down...

By just trying to be nice - 21/06/2013 02:17 - United States - Tucson

Today, I honked at a man in a Subway parking lot. He rolled down his window and screamed insults and slurs at me before driving away. Why did I honk at him? He'd left his lunch on top of his car. FML

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Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

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Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 09:02 - United States - Allen

Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML

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By couch girl - 25/06/2013 16:23 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I got harassed and screamed at by a middle-aged man for parking in a spot close to the store, because he wanted the same spot so he didn't have to walk so far with his groceries. He took a photo and vowed to report me to the authorities. FML

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By authorx - 27/06/2013 04:39 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By Max Flynn - 20/05/2011 10:07

Today, while driving, a minivan cut me off. Pissed, I started honking and cursing. I then went ballistic when the driver waved out the window, smiling. It wasn't until I was at a stoplight that I noticed their "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. FML

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By Myself - 06/09/2010 10:45 - United States

Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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Friday 21 June 2013 9:25

You tried at least., now free subway for you.

ladylilly25 20

Friday 21 June 2013 9:27

And then he realized why you honked, once he got on the highway, and felt really stupid.

Comments

websphere69 27

Friday 21 June 2013 16:44

some people are beyond being helped....

BeachBumNC 5

Friday 21 June 2013 18:06

After his rant, politely say "I thought you may have left your lunch on the roof because you we're distracted. Now I know it's because you are an idiot."

Faeryl_fml 6

Friday 21 June 2013 20:52

Sounds like he deserves to lose his lunch and be hungry lol

TogeBara 12

Saturday 22 June 2013 1:22

This happened to me. I got out of the car after blocking said douche into his space, and walked over to his car. I then grabbed his lunch, got back into my car, and drove home. He just sat there cursing at me the entire time. I can't help but wonder at the fact that he didn't notice me take his lunch or wonder what I was doing.

iseeyourpanties 6

Saturday 22 June 2013 8:34

what a douche. although I probablt would have done the same. honking at peeps gives off a bad vibe.

joopjoop 19

Saturday 22 June 2013 8:35

once i was behind a truck filled with roofing scraps and i honked my horn every time something flew out the back of their truck and almost hit my car, five times btw, and they didnt realize why i was honking either... people just dont understand honking anymore