Health: Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed...

id say the geekiest way to injure yourself would be to break your fingers during world of warcraft. although if id slammed a laptop shut on myself id sing like a soprano

kingelessar 2

Friday 28 September 2012 4:42

Lol.... Ur funny

kikimonole 13

Thursday 27 September 2012 22:05

Ouch, sounds painful! I'm sorry, OP. I'm surprised I haven't done that yet. I'm very accident-prone.

mrdiggame 1

Thursday 27 September 2012 22:36

I was hoping for something geeky, but that's not really geeky. It's funny, but not geeky.

stiggy196 1

Thursday 27 September 2012 23:05

O my you must have some size of **** ye ha

TheEpicPies 15

Thursday 27 September 2012 23:14

It happens. :D

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