Health: Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed...

By Display - 27/09/2012 04:10 - France - Paris

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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coconutdaydream 7

Thursday 27 September 2012 12:05

Did it turn you on though?

Krirn 21

Thursday 27 September 2012 12:08

Must've been cold.

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RyannaJuste 3

Saturday 29 September 2012 2:46

That always happens to me!

wildboyzrule 7

Saturday 29 September 2012 5:10

There was one even geekier than that. Someone closed theirs in a trumpet case

Stuckinstuff 8

Saturday 29 September 2012 13:01

Know that feel bro.

Brizzle420 5

Sunday 30 September 2012 7:12

Completely unrelated, but I freakn Love ur pic! That's Brilliant, and amazingly done! Wow! Deff passed impressed.

lennonfan 7

Saturday 29 September 2012 15:27

Is this why you decided to send this FML from the mobile version, safe from the danger of closing laptops?

DavidSSabb 1

Saturday 29 September 2012 20:14

I thought the scar I have from slicing my finger open while trying to screw in a motherboard was the geekiest way ever to injure yourself.

llmarilyn 4

Sunday 30 September 2012 5:02

At least you got nipples to crush ;p

gellybeans 6

Sunday 30 September 2012 6:49

The question is... Why was your nipple exposed?! Exactly what were you doing on that laptop...

Callyn 47

Monday 17 December 2012 8:42

149, he was obviously wanking.

Brizzle420 5

Sunday 30 September 2012 7:07

I sliced my finger open on a keyboard once...

JoeCool6972 1

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:21

You deserved it. WEAR A DAMN SHIRT... PROBLEM SOLVED!

mookiemookie01 24

Monday 1 October 2012 0:24

sounds like everyone should be wearing bra's as standard safety equipment when using a laptop

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