Love: Today, I introduced my ex-wife to my new girlfriend. They got... - FML

By Michael - 13/06/2009 10:35 - United States

Today, I introduced my ex-wife to my new girlfriend. They got along so well that my new girlfriend is going to my ex-wife's house tonight "just to hang out". FML

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popemichael 9

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:37

Michael here... I had to introduce the new girlfriend to the exwife when I picked up my kid. My exwife didn't want my son spending the weekend with me and her if she didn't meet her. They did end up sharing things about me. However they claim that if I think that's all they talked about that I'm really conceded. I think I'm more paranoid than conceded, though.

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xrudeboyrock 29

Wednesday 20 February 2013 5:34

conceded = conceited?

19990231 29

Tuesday 2 December 2014 19:12

200, Wouldn't it be a grammar nazi? He did spell the work correctly, he just misused the word.

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xxrawr_betchxx 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 2:08

that kinda sucks... but, YDI fer introducing themmm! If you never had, this might not be happening...

HBMAN 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 2:10

Nice. See if you can watch. Or even..... Join in?

meek_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 2:16

worlds are colliding.

paleknight47 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 2:33

15000th vote to say fyl And that's... Hmm... I'm not sure how to say it

wbrycem 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:01

77 - and?

kissezxoxo 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:23

I have totally pulled that one before. Be super nice to the new girl as a ploy to get back in and close with the guy. And it's worked for me every time. sneaky sneaky.

imintheair 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:30

ydi for introducing them. talk about a recipe for drama. good one.

dan81892 2

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:43

sneak in, take a video, post it on the internet, give me a link.

Avenging_Angel 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:45

Umm, why would you introduce your girlfriend to your ex-wife?? Brilliant idea...

CyclonePsycho 1

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:47

Women are like birds. Put two birds in a cage, and they'll relate more to each other than to you. ... :D

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