Love: Today, I introduced my ex-wife to my new girlfriend. They got... - FML

By Michael - 13/06/2009 10:35 - United States

Today, I introduced my ex-wife to my new girlfriend. They got along so well that my new girlfriend is going to my ex-wife's house tonight "just to hang out". FML

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popemichael 9

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:37

Michael here... I had to introduce the new girlfriend to the exwife when I picked up my kid. My exwife didn't want my son spending the weekend with me and her if she didn't meet her. They did end up sharing things about me. However they claim that if I think that's all they talked about that I'm really conceded. I think I'm more paranoid than conceded, though.

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xrudeboyrock 29

Wednesday 20 February 2013 5:34

conceded = conceited?

19990231 29

Tuesday 2 December 2014 19:12

200, Wouldn't it be a grammar nazi? He did spell the work correctly, he just misused the word.

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The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 5 September 2013 4:40

you mean your soon to be ex-gf?

liaRawr 9

Saturday 7 September 2013 2:44

Ross??

Perry85 42

Thursday 6 March 2014 6:53

While I agree with they should meet for the kid's sake, that sucks man. Exes and currents should never mix. They get talking and stories fly. True or false...

wiifan013 9

Monday 17 March 2014 19:49

Why did you introduce them to each other? You were asking for trouble. Now they are probably going to talk about you all the time.

midnighteyes14 11

Monday 12 May 2014 4:13

If she has an ex husband you should hang out with him.

zombiekiller52 24

Tuesday 2 December 2014 19:48

And now you have an ex-girlfriend

ezrajab 22

Tuesday 2 December 2014 20:33

Yea you kind of deserved that one sorry op

barnesburner 4

Tuesday 2 December 2014 22:29

I wouldn't get too concerned. Anything your ex-wife says about you, if it upsets your girlfriend, it's her responsibility responsibility talk to you about it like an adult so you can share your side of the story. It's important to be honest and communicate and your girlfriend will appreciate that and be understanding. If anything, I can see this strengthening your relationship.

trelnoheakoa 3

Tuesday 2 December 2014 23:38

am I the only one that thought the ex and the girlfriend were going to have sex?

bitchthankyou 4

Wednesday 3 December 2014 0:33

No. Literally everybody else though it, and many posted it.

JudgeComrade 17

Wednesday 3 December 2014 2:45

You done goofed bad, son.

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