By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
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Beepbeep7 14

Wow your mother has issues.

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Gearden 8

I think his mom is a bit ovary protective.

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QuietLittleMouse 7

That's really creepy-sounding. Is there context here that makes it less creepy? I want there to be context that makes it less creepy.

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derpyshy 16

I'm getting flashbacks to MOMMY DEAREST. If your mom starts breaking out the wire hangers, OP, run.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Well it's true as long as it wasn't last week.

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sugoine 12

Yikes! Mum a shrink or just in love with Freud...? On the second meeting, she's going to bring up your potty training escapades...

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skuester 4

How old old are you

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TeeEmm05 8

That's not awkward..

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iheartLA 10

Moms love their baby boy's and its hard to realize that they won't always be the #1 woman in his life.

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greggly123 6

What the hell is wrong with your disgusting mother that she would say such a sick, demented comment??? Especially to someone she just met!

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