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By dpap - 18/01/2013 23:03 - United States - Waukee

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

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By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with, "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

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By Charlie - 05/05/2011 03:30 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

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By FuglyBetty - 13/11/2014 16:44 - Norway - Arendal

Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

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By sunboy52 - 05/05/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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Parents vs. Parents

By hateparents - 11/10/2009 11:25 - Australia

Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend met my parents for the first time. The first thing my mom said to my girlfriend was, "Honey, are you ok? You look like you got hives." FML

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His type

By anon - 23/09/2024 20:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mom stared at me throughout dinner before finally blurting out, "I'm sorry, I can't get past the fact that you look just like his ex!" It turns out I do. FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By SheWentCrayola - 17/10/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

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Saturday 19 January 2013 2:11

What is it with parents insulting their kids significant other? Keep those kinds of comments to yourself.

stephw 9

Saturday 19 January 2013 2:12

At that moment she probably wanted to photoshop his face too. With her fists.

Comments

carminecris89 13

Saturday 19 January 2013 4:14

Your dad is a complete prick. I hope you stood up for her and said something to him about making such an appalling comment.

mashwin 5

Sunday 20 January 2013 1:23

Hi.. Wht king comics do u like ?

StanSmith2013 26

Saturday 19 January 2013 4:27

I wonder how long it will be until she is photoshopping babies to look like you two!

LMFAOwned 9

Saturday 19 January 2013 4:28

Your dad sounds like a dick lol

xojoinox 5

Saturday 19 January 2013 4:52

your father said that to your girlfriend? I hope you at least said something to stand up for her...

APersonalProblem 13

Saturday 19 January 2013 4:59

Your dad needs a medal. Lmfaooo

pinkpanther61789 15

Saturday 19 January 2013 5:07

And you need a shoe up your ass #45

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 19 January 2013 14:39

Maybe the whole leg, but maybe in the front end so she can't procreate and give her children this crappy mindset.

_Burnett89 9

Saturday 19 January 2013 5:23

I agree with the comments about you at least standing up for her. I'm pretty sure he didn't take into consideration her feelings so why take his

biggestfan23 11

Saturday 19 January 2013 5:23

Well i see that the " perks of technology " didn't help you

panda_lou 11

Saturday 19 January 2013 7:14

Good, bout time somebody said it. I know so many girls that look NOTHING like their photos because they use so many different edits and filters.

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 19 January 2013 10:53

Along the lines of your comment, what is on your(her?) eye in your picture?

panda_lou 11

Sunday 20 January 2013 19:36

That's my friend and she had her face painted at a rodeo/fair. I think it's part of a butterfly.

enigmo_fml 12

Saturday 19 January 2013 8:55

Funny if she was a graphic designer. xD

charvisioku 22

Saturday 19 January 2013 14:45

Dick move. I hope you defended her.

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