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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By KeptMyHandsUp - 17/08/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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By unfortunate419 - 17/02/2010 07:30 - United States

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML

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By isaacBENNETT - 17/03/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

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By EchoDearEcho - 04/02/2010 14:52 - Australia

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML

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By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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By hateparents - 11/10/2009 11:25 - Australia

Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefered my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By sunboy52 - 05/05/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

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Thursday 9 January 2014 12:08

I love your parents

Fuaaad1994 31

Thursday 9 January 2014 13:02

Think we have found OPs girlfriend!

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flyawaysoul 1

Thursday 9 January 2014 21:08

That could have gone wonderfully if she joined in on the joke.

littlekellilee 45

Thursday 9 January 2014 22:51

I used to know a girl whose parents walked around naked all the time. She said it was just a human body. I chose to never go to her house.

Xotoolyxo 16

Friday 10 January 2014 0:16

If she's still around after the meet, wife her

phatdaddy62 23

Friday 10 January 2014 4:09

After the meat?

AdamInNi 3

Friday 10 January 2014 0:31

that is absolutely hilarious and a fantastic idea. would hate for it to happen to me though. hopefully your girlfriend found it as funny as I do, OP!

sehrgutmann 19

Friday 10 January 2014 0:51

Wow your parents must be really great and also supportive of your relationships.. . sarcasm intended

TcheQ 12

Friday 10 January 2014 1:49

Nudists have the decency to get dressed when they have company.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 10 January 2014 2:23

Is your name Meg Griffin by any chance?

BigMac92 11

Friday 10 January 2014 3:17

Are they also know as the Griffons?

phatdaddy62 23

Friday 10 January 2014 4:05

Oh. It's not hanging . . .

cchuckcloninger 5

Friday 10 January 2014 4:45

Your parents are hilarious but thank God they're yours not mine. But you could wait until your Dad's boss comes to dinner and....

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