Love: Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush...

By needurlove - 15/04/2012 06:49 - United States - Sandpoint

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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By Gringo - 29/03/2022 22:00

Today, a gorgeous woman on a train told her friend she thought I was hot in Spanish, assuming I was a dumb gringo tourist. In fact, I speak Spanish fluently, my wife is Colombian, and she was standing right next to me. My wife can’t rationalize my street value, and made me sleep on the fold out. FML

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By spanishsucks - 01/04/2012 03:01 - United States - Livingston

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 08:01 - Belgium - Roeselare

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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By frenchgirlll - 27/04/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML

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Sunday 15 April 2012 16:35

Lmao that is low but hilarious

Drigr 9

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:36

Jealous much?

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andrewcollins 8

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:30

What does OP mean

nofearjenshere 12

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:08

Otter penis.

GrammurNutzy 2

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:11

Orange Peeler

Meowingtons500 18

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:13

Overweight person

linkinpark98 23

Monday 16 April 2012 4:41

Original Platypus

CRC_101 31

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:17

His crush seems a little lacking in intelligence in some areas if she really believed that the first thing a guy would say to her is "I like other men." You still deserve it imo, but keep an eye on her. She sounds suspiciously stupid. >_>

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:23

This is why you explain to him that you like her beforehand instead of sounding like a total ass

musikid 1

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:27

Hahaha idiot. Way to be insecure. By trying so hard to not let anything happen, you totally pushed them both away from you and towards each other... Lesson learned, I hope.

machinaexdeus 8

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:38

Que es baja, el hombre.

NFSMax 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 22:23

Zhen shi yige sb

ImSoEffedUp 10

Sunday 15 April 2012 22:30

That is saaaaaadddddd..... Look at yourself in the mirror.... U r a hater... Grow a pair and tell her u gotta crush on her... Don't try to stop your friend from making a move or getting her attention because you're lacking the self confidence.... I'm glad your friend found out.... Now maybe that'll be one less friend u have..

Linkerdoodles 15

Monday 16 April 2012 3:51

So many periods. O_O

Ilovewyatt 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 22:53

Sometimes jealousy can make us do stupid things that we WILL regret, but if you really wanted to know if it could ever work out between you and her, you would've let them talk on their own. Mabey she didnt even like him back. So you never know.