Love: Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush...

By needurlove - 15/04/2012 06:49 - United States - Sandpoint

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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By Gringo - 29/03/2022 22:00

Today, a gorgeous woman on a train told her friend she thought I was hot in Spanish, assuming I was a dumb gringo tourist. In fact, I speak Spanish fluently, my wife is Colombian, and she was standing right next to me. My wife can’t rationalize my street value, and made me sleep on the fold out. FML

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By spanishsucks - 01/04/2012 03:01 - United States - Livingston

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 08:01 - Belgium - Roeselare

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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By frenchgirlll - 27/04/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, I was giving my crush a lift home from a mutual friend's house. When he got in the car, my mom asked in French, "Is this the guy you won't stop talking about? You can do so much better!" Of all the things I've told about him to my mom, I forgot to mention he's French as well. FML

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Sunday 15 April 2012 16:35

Lmao that is low but hilarious

Drigr 9

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:36

Jealous much?

Comments

Awsumuzzie 12

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:48

I don't mean to be harsh, but you're an idiot! Language barriers aren't really barriers! Sometimes they're Language bridges that lead straight to the heart!

turtlehybrid 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:49

You just said u like men LAWL

turtlehybrid 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:49

You just said u like men LAWL

nofearjenshere 12

Sunday 15 April 2012 17:23

Ugh, it bothers me when people say lawl. It's not even a word.

laevatin 2

Sunday 15 April 2012 18:45

And "ugh" is?

nofearjenshere 12

Sunday 15 April 2012 19:09

Yes. Ugh- (noun) the sound of a grunt, cough, or the like. That is the definition from a dictionary. However, "lawl" is not in the dictionary.

iliketurdles 7

Monday 16 April 2012 3:51

Lawyered!

FallenWolf 2

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:56

KARMA. Enough said.

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 15 April 2012 17:05

How about you grow some testicles and ask her out? You know, instead of being a child about it...

l0v3p4in 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:18

Girls can't say, "No," if they're never asked out in the first place. Of couse after this I can only imagine the girl probably said, "Si" to OP's Spanish-speaking friend who had both his and OP's balls to hopefully ask the girl out.