Today, I introduced myself to my crush, who is totally friendly...

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By attach - 08/04/2018 03:12

Today, I introduced myself to my crush, who is totally friendly with everyone else he meets. He immediately told me to kill myself. FML

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interesting33 36

Tuesday 10 April 2018 18:47

what exactly was the conversation? was he joking? either way it isn't acceptable bit is more understandable if he was joking.

user53658 15

Tuesday 10 April 2018 9:55

That's horrible. You should teach her a lesson by letting one of your friends tell her that you actually did.

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user53658 15

Tuesday 10 April 2018 9:55

That's horrible. You should teach her a lesson by letting one of your friends tell her that you actually did.

boopingsnoot 24

Tuesday 10 April 2018 13:39

Did you kick him in the balls?

interesting33 36

Tuesday 10 April 2018 18:47

what exactly was the conversation? was he joking? either way it isn't acceptable bit is more understandable if he was joking.

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