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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By yum. - 10/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML

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By OneGirlsLife - 15/06/2017 06:00 - United States - Spartanburg

Today, it was supposed to be my birthday dinner with two of my friends. They're both now bringing their boyfriends, so I get to be the fifth wheel to my own birthday dinner. FML

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By BrokeAndPsst - 12/04/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

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By RUFckingSrs - 22/12/2015 02:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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Thursday 14 March 2013 9:35

Why didn't you tell her you wanted it to be just her? Could have solved a lot of problems.

laurenlovesjb 20

Thursday 14 March 2013 9:33

To me it sounds like your girlfriend is using you! Explain to her how you felt about what happened and see if you can go out again? (if she will apologize!)

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onorexveritas 23

Thursday 14 March 2013 21:46

what a bitch

joethebiden 8

Thursday 14 March 2013 21:53

Shouldn't the single friend be the fifth wheel? If you end up being it even if you're with your date, you're pretty damn whipped, my friend.

yetanotherginger 19

Thursday 14 March 2013 21:57

I thought they meant that to the person who thinks *********** is a bad thing, the first to reply to you

gilliaga73 18

Thursday 14 March 2013 22:13

You asked her to dinner to "put her in a really romantic mood"...I'm guessing that means you expected sex. If hanging out with your gf was your goal, sit next to her and who cares who else is there. If you're pouting 'cause you didn't get into her pants as repayment for dinner, then YDI.

unixdude 9

Thursday 14 March 2013 23:17

Does this lady know she is your girlfriend?

xxtruelyblondexx 9

Thursday 14 March 2013 23:38

That is just rude..... she's a bit self centered... you should talk to her... or maybe should of told her you had other plans in mind.

bryan788 29

Friday 15 March 2013 1:49

Your GF friend zoned you!!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 15 March 2013 3:10

NExt time be clear and say its a date. And if the friend asks do you mind? Say yes in friendly manner. The friend will no better in the future.

xs4u 13

Friday 15 March 2013 3:46

bitch them out before walking out. ******* rude.

shinedown00 4

Wednesday 17 April 2013 4:57

I would have told them to **** off leave that's not even right

J_C_maldonado 9

Friday 15 March 2013 4:32

Damn that really sucks… I'd say talk to her and keep it real explain to her that it wasn't intended to be an invite your friends date, tell her that you felt some type of way and that you want to just spend some time with her alone not you alone and her with her friends it's inconsiderate if you ask me.