Intimacy: Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't...

By kenleybunch - 12/03/2013 13:22 - United States - Greenville

Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML

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By no more mr nice guy - 27/12/2016 07:32

Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By SingleAndHomeless - 22/05/2022 18:00

Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML

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By thanks sis - 29/08/2020 10:52 - United States - Hesperia

Today, my best friend and I were supposed to meet up at an outdoor beer garden. We’ve both had a hard time with quarantine, so it was a great escape. Instead, she kept me waiting for nearly two hours before I finally left. Her excuse? Her boyfriend, who she sees every day, really wanted to have sex. FML

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By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 08:01 - Belgium - Roeselare

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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lilhellian 26

Tuesday 12 March 2013 15:57

Did you hear the frogs in the wall?

dectivebobby 6

Tuesday 12 March 2013 15:58

Wow, I don't understand how people can be such rude idiots

Comments

Jacksparrow72 21

Wednesday 13 March 2013 0:06

Maybe she is a pacifist.

Thr33to16 8

Wednesday 13 March 2013 0:58

YDI. You can take the time to bitch on the internet, but not the time to say, "Leave now,"?

jamnglamgirlie 17

Wednesday 13 March 2013 1:04

How could you let that happen? I don't care how horny you are, don't start ******* in my presence or in my house. Throw water on them or play loud heavy metal.

AnimeBitch 14

Wednesday 13 March 2013 1:29

Record it.

iTag_Skorn 4

Wednesday 13 March 2013 2:00

I don't know why you didn't kick them out. I would have thrown them out with my lucky Louisville slugger. Js.

cpt0bvious 2

Wednesday 13 March 2013 2:07

YDI. Have some self respect and dignity. You let that shit happen in your house.

a_frogg 9

Wednesday 13 March 2013 2:21

Sorry OP, that's just downright disgusting. Just tell them to leave.

mintstashinurtea 5

Wednesday 13 March 2013 2:34

grow some balls and tell them to **** on thr own time..elsewhere !

jdime209 2

Wednesday 13 March 2013 3:00

If you had a BB gun, shoot them. And tell them to buy you a new couch. People sit and sleep on them, not to make love lol

outoftown 26

Wednesday 13 March 2013 3:19

"20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door." This guy is trouble. You haven't seen her because he has her on a very short leash. He's separating her from her friends, and showed up uninvited when she sees you. He's taking over her life, and now your couch. If you friend tries to get away from him, it's unfortuante he knows where you live and how pliant you are. I hope I'm wrong, but be careful if not; your friend will need help getting out.