By kenleybunch - 12/03/2013 13:22 - United States - Greenville

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Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
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dectivebobby 6

Wow, I don't understand how people can be such rude idiots

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Ryodin 11

No sex on the couch has always been a rule of mine -_-' Sit down with them and ask to participate next time, nothing will keep her pants on better than making her think you want in them.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

No, don't wait for next time. Just drop trow right there and either join in uninvited or start jackin' it.

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monkurt 5

Don't you mean ex-long lost best friend? Send them the re-upholstery bill.

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imagineapc 11

Grow some balls, kick both of their asses out, and find a new best friend.

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ElectricJournal 4

Wow. That's incredibly rude.

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Pixie_styx89 15

I'd tell them to get the hell out. That's just plain rude.

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Objections 5

Did you really just let 2 people waltz in and **** each other on your couch? Too late to kick them out by now, but don't let either of them back in without an honest apology.

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Eivana 37

I felt bad for you, until you allowed them to have sex on your couch. You can say no and tell your best friend how you feel. Don't be a pushover like that, what she is doing is very rude.

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longtimesunshine 4

and you're FMLing!! grow a pair girl tell them to get the **** out

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