By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 05:19 - United States

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Today, I tried to go to my Hotmail account on my boyfriend's computer. When I typed in "hot", a big history list came down. It was all "Hot single mom looking for a good lay" Craigslist ads. FML
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wowlolreally 12

Time to get your hot now single self out there

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cutiepie292929 18

He has some mommy issues it looks like.

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wowlolreally 12

Time to get your hot now single self out there

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CareFace 16

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Enslaved 36

It isn't just ****. It's a dating site on Craig's list. "Looking for a good lay".

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accioshannon 17

It's not looking at ****, it's searching for women to have sex with...

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CareFace 16

You're not gonna get nudes from a milf thats not eager for a good lay..

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Synistiel 14

11- Dude don't be so ******* rude. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She/he is hot in someone's eyes. And some people don't like their partner masturbating over ****, simply because they may think they can't satisfy them, among other things. This isn't **** anyway, so you should probably thoroughly read an FML before commenting.

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enormouselephant 15

Who knows? Sometimes I like to search for 'loud, hairy, Asian male elephant', doesn't mean I'm cheating on Horton, I just like fantasizing.

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cutiepie292929 18

He has some mommy issues it looks like.

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Voij 16

Could be worse. He could also be a secret crossdresser who likes to act like a single mother looking for a good lay.

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CueTheMusic 22

He must be pretty dumb to let you on his computer without deleting history, or using incognito browsing! Don't assume the worst straightaway but if he is cheating, get rid of his ass.

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enbliss 10

it was in his email, even if he was using incognito it wouldn't hide his emails that he sent

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kkrazyangel 16

If he isn't cheating then its either cause he's planning to or he's just not able to do so. Theres no "assuming the worst" here lol she should dump him straight off the bat.

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karlcolt45 19

he's clearly making sure your mom is staying faithful to your father. vigilant boyfriend if you ask me Hahahaha

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Pleonasm 35

He is just trying to sell his new patented cooling mattress: designed for comfort and to keep the body at a cool temperature, because being too warm stops you from sleeping correctly.

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Welshite 39

That's what I search for when looking for a good lay. Strangely, when I try the mattresses out the owners feel it necessary to join me in bed. Then they insist on wrestling to prove the durability of the mattress. It's all very fun!

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gc327072 30

Huh. And I thought only IT guys got laid on the job.

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RedPillSucks 31

Is it lay, or lie? Either way, expect him to lie about these lay.

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Ukeee_X 19

Bring out some mother/younger male role play, as I'm guessing you're not single (or a mother).

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Ukeee_X 19

Let me clarify, not incest role play. Unless he's into that...

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plaguer 26

She's talking about age play. It's pretty popular, most people know it mostly because of the "Daddy Dom/Little Girl" pairing. She's suggesting OP enters a Mommy role during sex, as it appears her (ex?) boyfriend is into older women.

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enbliss 10

why would she try to seduce him by roleplay after finding out her boyfriend is trying to sleep with other women behind her back?

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Obey_StudBoii 23

You just don't get it do you?

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kishorekumar_a 10

7 - The problem is not his sexual preference, but that he is already cheating or is willing to cheat on OP.

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docscientist 9

And what seven seems to be suggesting is that he wasn't looking to cheat but for an outlet to fantasize about that role.

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Conasaur 8

Maybe he just wants to lay them down and tell them about how selling there body on Craigslist is not the way to go! That or he is just trying to sell his new child behavioral CD to help moms everywhere.

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Synistiel 14

I think I say this for everyone when I say I seriously doubt that.

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mangoboy1 19

Make a fake Craigslist listing similar to that without letting him know and use a different contact and photo and when he calls the number answer say its over.

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Freethaawave 19

After you screen through all the other guys calling that number? How many guys will OP end up saying "its over" to?

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perdix 29

#14, that's the premise of "Escape (The Piña Colada song)," except instead of breaking up, they just laughed it off and had some piña coladas!

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BellaBelle_fml 23

23 - She knows his phone number, or has it in her phone's contacts. Even though she would be using a different phone with a different number than the one that he calls her on, she could have his number memorized or written down so she could just look at the phone numbers that are calling her and only answer the one with his phone number. It's very plausible and would be an excellent way to break up with him because he would know that she knew exactly what he was doing behind her back.

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