By JiggaJayZ - 29/10/2012 18:10 - United States

Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend what she got me for my half birthday, to which she replied "A baby." She was serious. FML
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JiggaJayZ 16

Nope she's prego. Broken condom. And we even took a morning after and that didn't work so yeah FML

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Skinwalker131 5

It's not completely her fault. It takes two to tango.

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krad204 21

Wrap it before you tap it! Why would anyone have a half birthday?

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Futacy 29

I think a condom would've been a much better gift. Lol

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oceanrain 4

Hasn't anyone err told you that you can get pregnant from unprotected sex?

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Welshite 39

What?!?! Err never told me that. Now all those paternity suits make sense.

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greeneye_fml 12

You do know there's no form of birth control that's 100% effective, right? For all you know the condom broke.

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devandanae 11

He replied to an earlier comment and said that the condom did break and, they used the morning after pill.

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one_of_a_kind 5

Well on your actual birthday, she might deliver the baby and give him/her to you as a gift!

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JiggaJayZ 16

Ha funny thing is I was watching Maury a couple days ago laughing at the idiocy.. Very harsh karma I guess?

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DomDomxoxo 16

OP: is your girlfriend 3 months pregnant? If so, you and the baby might share birthdays (:

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SusanBieber 10

I can just see a Maury episode being made about this...

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challan 19

that's the gift that keeps on giving!

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nina21194 12

Wtf Is a half-birthday lol

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KiddNYC1O 20

In two months it'll be my quarter birthday.

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KaiserSD 8

WTF is a Half Birthday, and who started this garbage? No one wants to celebrate the day stupidity was born into the world, why would anyone want to celebrate it twice in one year? Even at only "half" strength?

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EpicBlondie89 19

Half birthdays are for people who were born near major holidays so they can throw parties and petiole actually show up instead of working around family holiday parties, and to have a special day.

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birdcagereligion 10

Happy half-birthday, OP! You got the gift of life.

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