Intimacy: Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that...

By tkr - 06/02/2012 03:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 22:02

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing the "I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…" song before we had sex. Now, every time we have sex, that song is going to be in my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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By wabbyfish - 14/03/2014 03:36 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML

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By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I have to fake it, I'd leave if I could. I'm not in love, but the sex is good." FML

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Misophonist or misogynist?

By Knot in my throat - 12/09/2023 00:02

Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML

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By Ah - 08/03/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 13:58 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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Monday 6 February 2012 8:48

that's not gonna be the only thing stuck in u O yes I did just make that joke what up

Androidz 0

Monday 6 February 2012 12:55

To both previous statements, what in the actual **** are you talking about?

Comments

xbella 8

Monday 6 February 2012 8:51

ur fault! should've said contagious by Isley brothers (;

tennisrapper1 14

Monday 6 February 2012 9:01

I like big butts I cannot lie

LunaDragon 10

Monday 6 February 2012 9:32

Yeah "Baby Got Back", ftw.

2oc 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 2:20

Fat Bottomed Girls even.

Clamcreepy 7

Monday 6 February 2012 9:07

Be careful what you wish for because you just might get it and not know what to do with it. Now you must suffer the consequences of wanting your boyfriend to sing an old with (I'm sure) subpar vocal skills.

ILoveMyXbox 0

Monday 6 February 2012 9:08

I sung the Pussycat Dolls song for your first sentence... :p

GovernorGeneral 8

Monday 6 February 2012 9:26

I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT. TO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT !!

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Monday 6 February 2012 16:13

So sexy it hurts!

nofearjenshere 12

Monday 6 February 2012 9:45

It could be worse. It could've been the theme song to Spongebob..

MyNameIsNotJohn 5

Monday 6 February 2012 22:43

Dammit, now that song is stuck in my head.

greenmen 12

Monday 6 February 2012 10:05

You asked for it????????????????

steviesnm 6

Monday 6 February 2012 11:46

Jokingly???????

perdix 29

Monday 6 February 2012 10:30

Then, abstain from sex and stock up on Trident Layers gum to feed your boyfriend. If he loves you, he'll put his disgusting sexual desires for you away, so that you don't have to be tormented by Right Said Fred. Any man who is worth a shit would accept such a sacrifice.

UmbreonKirby 14

Saturday 17 May 2014 5:34

Sir, I, much like you, do not get laid. But there are a few differences. One such difference being I don't call sex disgusting because I can't get any. Thank you for your time. Please resume with your life

Pudagiah 12

Monday 6 February 2012 10:39

I just wrote a comment and it was really bad and I don't know how to delete it do I'm editing it and this is all I can write.

TaysDarkLust 11

Monday 6 February 2012 10:45

Baby got front by Jackie beat? Lol.

perdix 29

Monday 6 February 2012 11:26

There's a sure-fire way to get a song* out of your head: when you feel the stuck song starting in your head, substitute Kylie Minogue's "Can't Get You Out of My Head." Then, that song will be stuck in your head, and you won't be able to get it out because the lyrics say so. *This technique doesn't work for "Can't Get You Out of My Head." When this song is stuck, the condition is terminal.