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By tkr - 06/02/2012 03:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now, every time that we have sex, that song is going to be stuck in my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2019 22:02

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By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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Today, my boyfriend tried to serenade me with The Sex is Good by Saving Abel. According to him, "I have to fake it, I'd leave if I could. I'm not in love, but the sex is good." FML

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By Knot in my throat - 12/09/2023 00:02

Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML

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By Ah - 08/03/2010 05:42 - France

Today, my boyfriend said we should re-enact a porn episode he saw. I jokingly said yes. He had an outfit and everything. I thought it was going to be fun, until he started playing Bon Jovi in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2015 13:58 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I was trying on a shirt and asked my boyfriend if he liked it. He replied, "If I say no, can we still have sex tonight?" FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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Monday 6 February 2012 8:48

that's not gonna be the only thing stuck in u O yes I did just make that joke what up

Androidz 0

Monday 6 February 2012 12:55

To both previous statements, what in the actual **** are you talking about?

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nvo 6

Tuesday 7 February 2012 4:50

Just play different music while having sex. You'll be stuck on a new song in no time :)

delilah09 6

Tuesday 7 February 2012 9:39

Who the **** sings during sex ?! I can see the whole " singing to someone " to get laid, but aren't you busy doing stuff to be able to sing anyway?

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 18:22

that's awkward

becsbm 11

Wednesday 8 February 2012 5:01

Laughing hard xD

imababeee 0

Friday 10 February 2012 8:11

Sorry to say but it sounds like you are one bored person trying to think of something funny to say. it's lame gtfo.

rajesh80103 0

Friday 10 February 2012 19:05

better change the song... :-)

NateSkye 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 9:32

Think Closer by NIN

Rawr6591 21

Saturday 24 March 2012 23:24

and every time you hear that song you're gonna get horny

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 17:09

You deserved it. Why would you even suggest that? You didn't think it through did you?

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