By dantheman - 24/07/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
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Seti_fml 0

couldn't you turn down the job and just explain the situation to your boss?

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cutebebe778 0

Ps- I accidentally spelled 'fiancée' wrong. Grammar Nazis be gone.

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_Noon_ 0

Put shrimps in the curtains. The smell is horrible and they'll never find the source!

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luckyducky123 0

This confused me at first since you used fiancé and not fiancée like you should have. Anyways, enough grammar, back to the anecdote. Just do it, get it over with. It could be worse. But FYL anyways.

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soulonfire928 0

Really, you couldn't figure out the difference? Stop being so pedantic. If one letter screws you up then I don't think the fault lies with the OP.

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Puolukka 4

Actually it confused me too at the very first second because it said "fiance" and then "her"...I was like "Wait, what?" and had to read it again... It's not being pedantic, it's a fact that there's way too many morons out there who spell that word wrong and in this case it does make a difference since one is male and one female...you wouldn't call your aunt an uncle either o.O

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midwestjerk 0

Talk to your boss, see if you can get a different assignment (the Murphy's Law sucktasticness of this might be able to get you out of it). Otherwise, just suck it up and move the stuff in. It'll suck, but I'm sure you can manage. The important question: If it was _your_ old house, why didn't you kick her to the curb instead of moving out?

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wingedtoad 0

I would have dumped you too, you can't even spell fiancée right. The feminine form has an extra e on the end. This has been covered in so many previous FMLs. Normally I'm not nitpicky about spelling mistakes, but this one is too confusing to keep quiet about.

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greenltrn2003 0

oh man...spelling that wrong just makes him the WORST kind of person. sorry but I think you should stop being a bitch.

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cutebebe778 0

Your ex-fiancé's a ****. Dude, if you know you're gonna feel awkward and uncomfortable, talk to your boss and see if you can get someone to replace you. If not, seriously suck it up and act like you couldn't give a sh*t about her. Strike up conversation with her new boyfriend..get on her nerves a little.

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cutebebe778 0

Ps- I accidentally spelled 'fiancée' wrong. Grammar Nazis be gone.

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ky_stone22 0

well, i've gotta say, that could be quite awkward...but what an opportunity for revenge >;)

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carrie747 0

Eeeeek, dantheman - that is wretched bad luck! I have one almost as bad -- when my ex and I split up, I used a small family-owned moving company who were really kind, understanding, etc., so when my new boyfriend (several months later, before you all start screaming) needed some quick extra cash I suggested he approach them. He got hired. HIS second assignment? Moving my ex out of the apartment he could no longer afford on his own...

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Edeline_fml 0

Two weeks later, really? O.O Yeah though, that sucks. I'd either be as non-confrontationally annoying as possible (talking to the new guy, etc), or I'd talk to the boss.

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Young_Sparta 0

or you can give him the ol' ******** uppercut, and assure him that as long as he's with her, his life will be full of fail.

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greenltrn2003 0

@24 yep...all it takes is one fluid move. Drop to the knee while swinging the arm upwards. keep the elbow at a 90 degree angle and the fist clutched

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CDS09 0

well if it helps....she s a ****....who has another guy move in with them after they break up with a fiance? FYL man, but at least you are not stuck with her

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