Love: Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work...

By dantheman - 24/07/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML

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Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I need to move. FML

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Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By ashdk - 28/01/2011 09:12

Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML

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By DormHater - 23/08/2010 23:09 - United States

Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML

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By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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Seti_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:25

couldn't you turn down the job and just explain the situation to your boss?

cutebebe778 0

Friday 24 July 2009 23:32

Ps- I accidentally spelled 'fiancée' wrong. Grammar Nazis be gone.

Comments

aback 4

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:17

Take a shit in a drawer.

Vitamin_C 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:19

FYL, definitely FYL...

DieterDerBlau 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:21

Honestly, don't screw his stuff up... Just smile widely at your ex every trip into the house. You don't want the claim for damages... THAT would be the salt in the wound.

pieofchrist 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:31

ouch. that's gotta sting, destroy all of his electronics. :) couple buckets of water should do it.

jailbot 7

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:38

Holy shit! Only 2 weeks? ****.

Vagrarian 2

Saturday 25 July 2009 0:46

Yeah, your ex is a ***** if she has someone else moving in two weeks after you left. I'd suggest just being a pro and doing the job, and then walking away and counting your blessings that you're free of that tramp.

zman0900 11

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:24

Shit in his couch! Take off a cushion, shit under it, then replace it. She'll think he shat himself every time he sits on the couch.

littlemisslee 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:27

wow. can someone say "Im a bitter bitch so I'm going to call my ex's work and make him move in my new boyfriend just to be a total ass...." I hate little girls like that...

Aniland 2

Saturday 25 July 2009 1:37

Sitcom writers come to FML to find episode ideas I bet. FYL indeed, I look forward to seeing it on the newest episode of Scrubs.

GravyIsYummy 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 3:52

Who cares who's living there now? You moved out of the house and it's over so you shouldn't act like anythings there. And your ex-girlfriend's house, not yours. I don't know why you said "my old house"...