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By Earthboundb - 23/03/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I just got back from a Civil War Reenactment in Virginia, my first big event in years. I spent over $200 on gas and food, and had to drive for over 10 hours both ways from Massachusetts. When I finally got there I realized, I had left my uniform at home. FML

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By Caitlin - 10/06/2010 00:46 - United States

Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML

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By whoops - 11/04/2009 20:43 - United States

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 05:55

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2012 19:26 - United States - Rapid City

Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML

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Today, I drove 3 hours to the Capitol and back to cash my winning scratch ticket of $2000. When I got there, it was pointed out to me that it wasn't in fact a winning ticket. I'd already planned a weekend vacation at an adventure park the next state over. I’m flat broke and rent is due. FML

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nomadxx7 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:23

To the people picking on him because he re-enacts the Civil War, wtf is wrong with you? Some of that stuff is pretty hardcore. Couple of my friends did that Roman Gladiators type stuff and they showed me pictures of an event where some guy got his arm broke by a 12 lb longblade and another where the guy was knocked out when some guy twirling a mace hit him in the face.

ummmyeahhh 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:11

well, you're from the civil war. obviously you don't have cars. or express 24 hr shipping. lol

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latuka 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 13:14

wow 53.. i def. snorted when i read that. lolz.

snoopy24_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 15:37

makes me remember going to Otakon (drove from pittsburgh - baltimore)...except that i was too lazy to bother putting together a costume/uniform for that and just wore my usual work clothes (black pants and purple top) as a sorry excuse for some random anime character (this character being something from my imagination)

sayayin 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 16:20

your life is f**cked: not because you left your uniform at home, but because you drove 10 hours to go to a civil war reenactment

mrcarmine 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:52

"hey guys, this is time from massachusetts, in the year 2009. we picked him up through a time warp to help us win the war."

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Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:50

Tough call man. While this is a definite FML, that is the ONE thing that you should have remembered.

latuka 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:36

this reminds me of the movie role models. lolz

MefBezTufel 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 16:57

Hey, guys who call him geek. Look, he's got a hobby that's so goddamn interesting (and good for his health). And what do you do in you free time? Read fmylife.com, play WoW and watch ****? Who is loser then? But for you... Forget the most important thing? OK, sometimes such things happen, once I left my sporran at home (I reenact 17-th century Scotland), and it was terrible. But to drive 10 hours without double-checking...

Dave010897 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 2:45

ya that really sucks n was def. ur fault, but its the first REAL fml i have seen.

michelinax3 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:47

i'm agreeing with practically everyone who is not saying that civil war reenactments are stupid. i do them in my spare time and it's actually very interesting. you learn so much about the time period and the people who lived back then and we take it seriously (nerdy, i know ;]). dude, i've been in your shoes and have had to borrow things from the people i reenact with too, so join the party XD. and # 32, i agree... i'm a girl and i've been a soldier a few times and shooting blanks is fun... except i shoot them in the air, not directly at people ;].