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By Earthboundb - 23/03/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I just got back from a Civil War Reenactment in Virginia, my first big event in years. I spent over $200 on gas and food, and had to drive for over 10 hours both ways from Massachusetts. When I finally got there I realized, I had left my uniform at home. FML

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nomadxx7 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:23

To the people picking on him because he re-enacts the Civil War, wtf is wrong with you? Some of that stuff is pretty hardcore. Couple of my friends did that Roman Gladiators type stuff and they showed me pictures of an event where some guy got his arm broke by a 12 lb longblade and another where the guy was knocked out when some guy twirling a mace hit him in the face.

ummmyeahhh 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:11

well, you're from the civil war. obviously you don't have cars. or express 24 hr shipping. lol

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helen__fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 21:43

I live in mass! :P

NorfolkDude 2

Monday 23 March 2009 21:52

Civil War reenactment is fun though. You run around shooting blanks at people! It's like you can point your thing at peoples faces, and nothing would happen because you're shooting blanks! It's like you can do it over and over and over, and not worry about the consequences of like Ewww you got it all in my hair or something like that.

Thekraut 0

Monday 23 March 2009 21:58

Hey #32 Blanks can kill people too...

badboy6865 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:04

haha... the south wins again!

faithful_mandy 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:11

My mother still hasn't let me live down crossing state lines without a bra. I live in Louisiana, my family in South Carolina. I drove to SC for a visit. For the drive I dressed for comfort - tank top and sweats...no bra required. I didn't pack a bra; I was also going back to SC to participate in my college graduation ceremony. 950 miles one way, 15 hours... I feel you pain.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:15

No, they're totally right. Why spend your time doing interesting and educational activities that compliment your individuality when you can be just like the "cool kids" and spend all of your time playing football and watching espn? Obviously a loser.

xenferno 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:17

You're fault hippie

Maltastic 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:20

UPS FEDEX.

tokyooo123 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:23

who goes to civil war reenactments...who LIKES seeing a war?

SpikeeLoverr 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:23

I civil war reenact, and i feel your pain. I do that waaay too often. By the way, people. Civil war reenacting is awesome, so don't diss it 'til you've tried it.