Animals: Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread...

By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 16:41 - Belgium

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML

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By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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By B_and_W - 21/11/2013 11:35 - France

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

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By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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By rc2981 - 13/06/2014 10:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, artwork that I had been working on for months was destroyed, leaving me almost in tears. The culprit? A lonely pigeon who'd got into the room and shat all over it. FML

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spartans916 1

Monday 16 May 2011 0:00

poor guy. it's not ur fault tho :(

anakaren_831 1

Monday 16 May 2011 0:02

poor pigeon. **** the pigeon's life.

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PROBLEMS99 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 5:21

CPR

Harmonyx 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 3:25

Aww, poor pigeon. At least you care instead of just ignoring it though? /:

cheeseywesle 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 12:11

You murderer the poor thing didn't deserve to die you should be ashamed

aperfectxdeath 3

Wednesday 1 February 2012 5:34

Who cares. It's just a disease infested, flying, ******** rat. It's called pest control.

needsagf14 12

Sunday 19 May 2013 1:03

I think the legal term is pigeonslaughter

Epiccake 15

Monday 14 July 2014 19:34

___________ /DONT FEED THE BIRDS-/ ---------------

rebamoo 14

Sunday 5 July 2015 2:00

Ducks and other birds should never be fed bread. They won't always choke, but they will almost always die :(

angie24w 15

Saturday 12 May 2018 3:31

you do know Pigeons can't eat bread without choking right....

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