Miscellaneous: Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university....

By Anonymous - 27/03/2011 14:36 - United States

Today, I kissed a boy I have liked since the first day of university. I was thrilled until he followed it with, "Right, I don't think we should tell anyone this happened. Not that they'd believe it anyway." He then patted my ass and walked away. FML

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By denied - 26/03/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML

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Confused

By Miranda - 07/06/2020 17:06

Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML

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Inappropriate

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

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By pinkfreak94 - 13/10/2012 13:38 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML

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You deserved it 2 715

By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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You deserved it 18 365

By Bella - 26/10/2018 03:00

Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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You deserved it 108

By Forever alone - 01/05/2015 14:24 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I told my friends I was kissed by a girl. They said "Yeah, probably by your mom." The sad thing is, they were right. FML

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You deserved it 12 509

By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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You deserved it 15 889

By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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Happygofucky 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 19:26

If a man is ashamed to be seen with you, or to have it known that you are together, he really isn't worth your time.

KMilliron 2

Sunday 27 March 2011 19:23

He's too young to say that he's seen an ass like that.

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udeservedthat 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:06

He was saving you from finding out that he is bad in bed because of his tic tac dick. OP u did not see that?

Susieee_Q 9

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:52

Huh. That would explain why he didn't have sex with her (or tried to) & THEN blow her off.

1234USMC 0

Tuesday 29 March 2011 9:49

What do you got against tick tack dicks huh mother ******!! haha

Capt_Oblivious 10

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:15

Should leave your teeth marks in his upper lip, that would help convince them.

mirrogs 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:15

tht sucks .

xxMariah07xx 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:20

SUCKS FOR YOU.

sarapsosis 1

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:07

So, you're trying to lick your shoulder?^

makkwheel 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 21:49

how nice of you.

JoeMan13 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:30

hahaha damn that hella blows!!

Wiggy_78 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:32

What an asshole

JoeMan13 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:32

damn go die?? hahaha

PenguinInDress 6

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:34

He actually patted your ass?! You should've screamed sexual harassment so then everyond would know what really happened ;)

Wiggy_78 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:36

Oh shit, I just noticed my comment is the same as 54. Oh well, it was the first thing that came to my mind when I read the FML ;)

Sliim_Shaady 6

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:37

not sure about y'all but I would call that winning!

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